11 May 2011, 6:51 am
What a pity the thread ends with this winning post. 
11 May 2011, 7:04 am
It was SUCH a pity, I thought I'd come and help you out. 
11 May 2011, 7:07 am
What a kind helpful person you are, Jenny!
11 May 2011, 7:14 am
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11 May 2011, 7:33 am
You look so cute with your trophy but Im afraid I haveto post since victory will be mine.
11 May 2011, 7:37 am
It's me! A kitty! And I'm all white! 
I hope you lifted me out of there nice and gently...
...You'll have to put me back in now. I'm the winner again.
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11 May 2011, 7:41 am
11 May 2011, 7:47 am
It's my favourite one because it bounces up and down just like I do when I'm happy!
It's the most Aspie-looking one! At least, it is in terms of what I look like when I'm happy.
Maybe this is the meltdown smiley: 
And this is the insomnia smiley: 
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11 May 2011, 7:53 am
11 May 2011, 8:04 am
*clears thoat*
"I would like to dedicate this trophy to my friend Spongy, for kindly lifting me inside of it. To my friend Moog, for rigging the competition and locking the thread at this very post. To my friend TenPencePiece, for being such a worthy competitor and trying so hard. He really does deserve that ribbon for coming in twelfth place, and I'm glad the judges didn't disqualify him for attempting to poison me.
To my friend TallyMan, for always jostling things along and posting now and then, in a vain, half-hearted attempt to come in two-hundred and sixteenth (just behind Spongy). To my friend Wallourdes, who still remains my friend despite all her evil attempts to melt my snowflake by popping it into her toaster. It's a shame she was disqualified. And, well, there are so many other people who have made this award possible that it would be impossible to name them all.
It is with great pleasure that I come up here today to accept this trophy and take it away to give it pride of place in my freezer - nestled safely on a bed of snowflakes."
That's my speech. Have you got your loser speech planned? 
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11 May 2011, 8:12 am
11 May 2011, 8:17 am
It's locked...
Hey, Spongy, does this post count?
Oh, and in case any of you are wondering what I'm doing posting in this topic at 6:16 AM:
11 May 2011, 8:20 am
My security team are now escorting MrLooney off the stage for interrupting a live award ceremony and attempting to steal the trophy.
Spongy, I can't help it: I take instructions literally, so I had to write a special speech just like you said.
It's kind of tiring being a person who's programmed to do what people say. it makes for a lot of typing sometimes. 
11 May 2011, 9:21 am
11 May 2011, 9:55 am
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11 May 2011, 10:02 am
I can't leave you guys alone just for a few hours, can I?
The sooner you accept me as the worthy winner, the sooner you will stop wasting forum space 
Hey, where'd that trophy go?
