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29 Sep 2014, 4:21 pm

Press the reject button and the tape just comes out automatic.

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29 Sep 2014, 4:50 pm

I loaf the sound of nails on slate, its horrid.

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29 Sep 2014, 4:52 pm

If you don't want to get pregnant, use a condemn.

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29 Sep 2014, 4:56 pm

I've got a touch of guitar, nothing too serious.

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29 Sep 2014, 11:15 pm

Thieves know how to hotplate a car in order to steal it.


RAVIOLI.


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22 Oct 2014, 1:42 pm

I took some great pictures at the Ravioli Gardens in Copenhagen with my new camera.

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28 Oct 2014, 3:14 pm

Mermaid all kinds of mistakes due to her tail getting in the way.

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29 Oct 2014, 11:02 am

Aw fallacy was, there 've been worse Presidents than Richard Nixon.

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29 Oct 2014, 11:22 am

This morning's fog turned it into a right peashooter of an afternoon.

Autumn


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12 Nov 2014, 6:08 pm

I once met a gamekeeper called Ike Autumn.

I didn't really.

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12 Nov 2014, 7:02 pm

envirozentinel wrote:
I'll probably get a seven ornate for the test.

@Kipro: no-one used your CANTALOUPE


Cantaloupe hole in the law save me from paying this fine?




I can't afford a wedding, but I cantaloupe either!


couldnt resist.


In the winter I wear a hat with a built-in solar powered heater just to keep my wigwam.

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18 Nov 2014, 4:46 pm

Pedestrian is "a steroid hormone released by the corpus luteum that stimulates the uterus to prepare for pregnancy". :lol:

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19 Nov 2014, 1:23 pm

We don't have that book. The lubricant stock everything, you know.

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23 Nov 2014, 12:34 pm

He let the reptile the bathroom, while he went on a booze cruise with the 18-30's.

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25 Nov 2014, 8:48 am

I've looked out my favourite brown faux-fur kafuffle coat to wear now it's turned cold.

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01 Dec 2014, 5:05 pm

Headscarf, young man, and if that doesn't work, try going west.

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