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21 May 2011, 12:47 pm

TallyMan wrote:

I'm complaining to God. :evil:

He's running late. I should have been raptured into hell an hour and half ago. I've got my fireproof asbestos suit on all ready and my suitcases packed and God does a no show. If this is how he runs heaven God help us!

You know, I always thought that the rapture would take people up to heaven and leave the rest on Earth, and that's pretty much it.

Which would also be an interesting argument as to why you can't say that the rapture didn't happen today.

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21 May 2011, 12:59 pm

Sounds like a good day to murder and hide the body of irritating Christians! :twisted: I don't know where they are officer... They must have been raptured!

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21 May 2011, 1:42 pm

I'm complaining to God too. Why am I not in Heaven? Lol, I'm kidding. I am definitely going to Hell.

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21 May 2011, 1:44 pm

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21 May 2011, 1:46 pm

I'm going to Hell. Not because I'm a bad person, but rather cause of all the blasphemy.

Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of no one being raptured because none of us are good enough.

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21 May 2011, 1:52 pm

I was thinking along the lines of God being up in Heaven all, "Wow, those humans believe ANYTHING. Time to plan the end of the world on April 1st one year. See if they believe that. It should be funny." God is a total troll.

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21 May 2011, 1:54 pm

Does s/he smell good?
If s/he does, I win!

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21 May 2011, 1:56 pm

Anyone want my shirt?

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21 May 2011, 1:58 pm

That was rude and I will seek my vengeance by posting.

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21 May 2011, 2:00 pm

Posted on another forum:

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Why are you still here ? Liars!! !
Why are you still here ? Liars!! !

I'm not. I'm typing this from Heaven.

lol

Nope.

I must say...

It's actually not WiFi.

found it on my craigslist xD

W00T! (Also explains why so few people have heard of other people being raptured)

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21 May 2011, 2:06 pm

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21 May 2011, 5:49 pm

Whoops. Thought I had posted here after Tallyman.

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21 May 2011, 5:56 pm

:roll:

All these professing "Christians" predicting when the end of the world will happen can't have read their Bibles very well (if at all). If they are making predictions about when the world will end, then they are NOT Christians. They are from some sort of cult, because Christians believe what is said in the Bible.

I am a Christian and I have read my Bible and God states VERY CLEARLY in the Bible that NO ONE knows the time or the date of the second coming, and no one will ever be told or given any advance warning of when Judgement Day will happen.

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21 May 2011, 6:08 pm

I am in my own heaven right now. So I win.

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22 May 2011, 12:59 am

I was too busy practicing Zen to take part in the rapture. Oh well.

(For those that don't get the reference: Oh well)

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22 May 2011, 2:54 am

Harold camping is hiding in my basement so I win.

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