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13 Feb 2008, 7:30 am

has collected enough dinosaurs to have major dinosaur wars, but has discovered that dinosaurs are really very peaceful creatures. Instead, organises them into really major peaces.


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13 Feb 2008, 7:35 am

Has a functional disorder that causes him to explode very few hours, then reverse time so that he is OK again.


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13 Feb 2008, 7:35 am

Attended a dinosaur peace rally....


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13 Feb 2008, 7:36 am

Was a dinosaur at that peace rally.


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13 Feb 2008, 7:38 am

also attended riding a T-Rex.....


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Can transform into a library at will.


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13 Feb 2008, 7:45 am

has painted his ears red to make it easy to hide in apple trees.


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13 Feb 2008, 7:46 am

Has a strange habit of lying on snooker tables.


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13 Feb 2008, 7:48 am

Drinks expired gorilla milk... and it makes sense to him...

(Why is it strange that I am Anders? I AM Anders... at least... I think I am...)


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13 Feb 2008, 7:49 am

accuses everyone of being lyres.


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13 Feb 2008, 7:49 am

Taught cats to talk.


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13 Feb 2008, 8:01 am

gave a speech at a dictionary conference about the political correctness of 'gobblygook'


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13 Feb 2008, 8:14 am

Is a lyre (Yes the string instrument)


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13 Feb 2008, 8:22 am

represents the association of afiliated flying furball flingers inc.
that solely and exclusively spell afiliated with one 'f' (TM)


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13 Feb 2008, 8:59 am

flies in the face of convention...

Where some people run up the up escalator, or down the down escalator...

Where some run up the down escalator or down the up....

He is unique... he runs around the escalators.


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13 Feb 2008, 9:41 am

is sincerely mourning the temporary departure of Strapples from this thread
and is advocating the return of said to all and sundry
while organising an internet petition for Laws to allow the same sex mariages of
straps to laundries


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