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AndersTheAspie
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13 Feb 2008, 3:25 pm

Has a secret love affair with an alien. Well, why do you think he is in space?


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13 Feb 2008, 3:49 pm

has recently started eating the wrappers off chocolate bars, and discarding the bars. This behaviour started after the earthquake moved a pillow in the Marianas trench.


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13 Feb 2008, 4:44 pm

Is adding the discarded chocolate bars to his swamp cabbage stew.....


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13 Feb 2008, 6:52 pm

chewed through his own wrist to escape from the dreaded fluffy handcuffs of Lao Tse Tung.


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13 Feb 2008, 6:56 pm

Is running a quackodile ranch....
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14 Feb 2008, 4:54 am

Is a chocolate obsessed priate who once drowned in the seas only to be rescued by an evil monster.


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14 Feb 2008, 6:38 am

hates the letter 'f' and will not use it any longer, ever



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14 Feb 2008, 6:46 am

Is actually an apple, not a lemon


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14 Feb 2008, 6:49 am

8O

anders has always longed to belong to the sect of jumping binaries regrouped in 5 bits per word


('anders' in dutch means 'different')



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14 Feb 2008, 7:49 am

Lemons are the real forbidden fruit. It is Lemons fault that we were kicked out of Eden!

(I know what anders means, I was just joking :wink: )


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14 Feb 2008, 7:51 am

Anders is so weird he got kicked out of every country except denmark


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14 Feb 2008, 8:47 am

bizarre dictionary is lookup needs again not in now.


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14 Feb 2008, 9:07 am

lau's signal system is sorted on saturday



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14 Feb 2008, 10:21 am

has tried, with a series of thin green lines, to simulate toffee.


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14 Feb 2008, 4:31 pm

Patches his bicycle tires with simulated toffee......


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14 Feb 2008, 5:04 pm

wears his sunglasses inside out