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richie
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14 Feb 2008, 7:53 pm

Secretly wishes to be a lime....


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15 Feb 2008, 8:18 am

wishes everybody didn't know he's secretly Agent Orange...


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15 Feb 2008, 9:10 am

8O is the one who broke the forum 8O


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15 Feb 2008, 9:51 am

asks "You call that a knife?" of everyone on the street carrying umbrellas.


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16 Feb 2008, 10:06 am

jumps on one toe, shouting 'i a m not a banana', for four days already ...



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16 Feb 2008, 10:50 am

lemon screams "I AM NOT A TALKING PENIS" randomly in class even though he has been expelled by 99 schools already.


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16 Feb 2008, 10:57 am

Has invented a Strap Tree that grows straps.


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16 Feb 2008, 11:09 am

CockneyRebel wrote:
Has invented a Strap Tree that grows straps.


(that will be the day i am in heaven hahahahaa.. strap tree :D)

has grown a sid tree... that grows sids...


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16 Feb 2008, 1:05 pm

lives entirely within a dimension that can be rolled up real small.


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16 Feb 2008, 1:39 pm

Because of some problems with a timemachine lau is actually his own father, brother AND ex-sister.


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16 Feb 2008, 2:31 pm

in making this statement about the previous poster, I have not mentioned their name, although I know for a fact that they are a chest of drawers and bear no relationship whatever to my left shoe.


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17 Feb 2008, 3:42 am

Has the perfect IQ. 42. This IQ is perfect because it is the same number as the meaning of the universe.


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17 Feb 2008, 5:59 am

likes rock cake with papercream



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17 Feb 2008, 6:39 am

Once got in an argument regarding if paper did infact beat rock. The argument ended when Lemon smashed his friend with a rock...
turns out rocks actually poses more of a threat then paper.


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17 Feb 2008, 8:21 am

lost the thread when her dress got caught in an apple press. She has never worn a hat since.


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17 Feb 2008, 10:40 am

has her three weekly genderchange again