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17 Feb 2008, 11:59 am

has misplaced his elbow and will now spend the whole day searching for it.


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17 Feb 2008, 12:04 pm

Misplaced its gender....must be in the sock drawer.....


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17 Feb 2008, 12:09 pm

is teleporting all her bodyparts to different countries in the world, but not to canada, out of fear for bears and pears



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17 Feb 2008, 3:42 pm

Is the bastard offspring of a penguin and SkyNet

(And last time I checked I was male, and so is my avatar... it's a robe, not a dress!)


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17 Feb 2008, 4:53 pm

she has never heard of the gender changing days on the bizarre thread (yep, there is a price to pay :-o )



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17 Feb 2008, 5:01 pm

Has lost her sheep and doesn't know where to fine them.

She has been informed that, left to their own devices, they may well return to her domicile, twitching their coccygeal appendages towards their rears.

She is still intending to fine them, though.


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17 Feb 2008, 5:11 pm

Can do mazes in his sleep.


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17 Feb 2008, 6:07 pm

Trained Sid to find his way around lau's labyrinth....


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19 Feb 2008, 8:14 am

is collecting the references to z in the the a section of the library
still hasn't found azicularious


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19 Feb 2008, 8:23 am

was found under a stone, by his father, after he had been turned into a frog, by the kiss from the princess, who was kept awake by the queue under her mattresses.


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19 Feb 2008, 8:41 am

was found pound down by the massive near-misses of exact hits of his numerous misdressers


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19 Feb 2008, 11:29 am

Has been stranded on the moon since '69



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20 Feb 2008, 4:53 am

giggled when he typed 69.


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20 Feb 2008, 6:17 am

Has a priceless collection of Minx'
a Mickey Minx
a Minny Minx
a Mo Minx (Larry and Curley minxed out)
a Mo Money Minx
a Miscellaneous Minx
a Mince minx
a Maltese minx
a Mamba Minx
a Mambo Minx
a Manachee Minx
a Manx Minx
a Metaphysical Minx
a Ministry of Minx Ministers minx
a Minute Minx
a mini-me Minx
a Ming minx
and most morbidly malignant of all...
a Minx-mounted missile
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20 Feb 2008, 7:26 am

^ Fell asleep during a reconaissance mission to Uranus.


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20 Feb 2008, 7:42 am

fell asleep trying to remember where he left the black lipstick


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