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01 Apr 2009, 4:10 pm

Granted, the mermaid you create is everything you desire. Unfortunately the authorities get to hear about your unauthorised genetic engineering experiments and you spend the next ten years in prison sharing a cell with a 200 pound man called Beefy. You are everything that he desires 8O. As for the mermaid a company expert in matters of GM (Monsanto) comes to the "rescue" and they "look after her". Well, OK, they perform vivisection on her and perform lots of experiments to determine if there is a viable product they can develop. Finally they create a version of your mermaid in the form of fish that respond to human voice and they all form orderly queues to be gathered by trawlers. However, the fish don't do too well with the public who don't like being back-chatted at by the contents of the fish counter.

I wish for a night without weird dreams.


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01 Apr 2009, 4:21 pm

Granted. You just have rather wacky daydreams now.

I wish that teleportation technology was much further along now.


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01 Apr 2009, 4:33 pm

Granted, further can mean longer (in distance), so it takes longer to make teleportation technology.


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01 Apr 2009, 9:25 pm

No wish, no corruption.

I wish the weather would get better.



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01 Apr 2009, 11:29 pm

Granted! but its opposite day today, so when you ask for better it gets worse! enjoy the -420K temperatures ice cube!

I wish it would be a nice 85 degree day, not too humid tomorrow. but nice and hot and sticky weather :D


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02 Apr 2009, 3:10 pm

85 degrees celsius? Sure thing, but that's going to burn.

I wish I knew how to pick locks.



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02 Apr 2009, 3:16 pm

Granted, two corruptions, select one:

a) You do a lot of research about locks and the use of the appropriate lock for each application. You can now pick (i.e. select) locks quite skilfully.

b) You are now an expert at picking locks, as in opening them without a key. However, this skill is not matched by your ability to run away from the police, and you are arrested and spend the next five years in the university of crime learning about other criminal activities.

I wish for a new car!


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02 Apr 2009, 7:23 pm

I quite like the first corruption. It could come in handy.

Anyway, shazam. There, you have yourself an awesome new hot wheels car.

I wish I knew hoodoo.



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02 Apr 2009, 7:44 pm

Granted. You now know Voodoo for your car.

Just use a hot wheels car.

I wish I had a 10 foot tall bowler hat.


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03 Apr 2009, 2:59 pm

OK you have your hat, but it is stuck on your head and you can not remove it. Now you have to be very careful at level crossings. Watch out for the 22000 volt wire, oh ! Oh ! ouch ! zap ! crackle ! pop ! Oh it sounds like you forgot to duck that time at the level crossing.

I wish for a lawn which never needed cutting.


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03 Apr 2009, 6:19 pm

Granted. You have a lawn, but all the grass is dead and new grass does not grow.

I wish I knew how to play my ocarina.



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03 Apr 2009, 7:13 pm

Granted, you know how to play it, but you've had to sell you ocarina in order to learn how to play it :P

I want to sleep peacefully tonight!



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04 Apr 2009, 1:44 am

Granted, no corruption hopefully.



I wish that you would not grant me this wish.



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04 Apr 2009, 2:08 am

Difficult one to foul up. I will just grant you a series of wishes which you did not want. Soon you will get one which drives you around the twist.

I wish that my dogs would work in the house and do all the housework for me, and that they would climb up the side of my house and repaint it for me. I also wish that they would go to work and do all my duties in the office, so that I could go and do something else with my time.


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04 Apr 2009, 5:46 am

Granted, but your canine companions soon get fed up with such a dogs life and decide that you are superfluous to their needs, so they kick you out of the house and you have to live in an old kennel. However, they are not without compassion and they throw you scraps of food periodically, and take you for walkies every day.

I wish for a nice buttered baguette with some ham, chives and cheese on it.


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04 Apr 2009, 6:16 am

The wrong planet nano team are back on the case, we have been making nanobots. The problem is that they have escaped from the lab.

Do not worry these ones will not reduce the world to grey goo, these ones attack baguettes. You get you nice buttered baguette with some ham, chives and cheese but within a minute of leaving the shops the nanobots have got it, they get into your lunch box. As you open it the baguette vanishs as they eat it.

They then leave a mocking message for you written in atoms, which is about 100 Å high letters.

I wish that that the my dogs would paint the outside of my house. They would have to understand this time that I am pack leader and that they must not assert themselves and try to become the boss.


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