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AndersTheAspie
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22 Feb 2008, 11:40 am

dragonboy wrote:
yes like anderstheaspie whos just realised


Damnit my secret is out. Yes I am really a magical, flying, armor plated, hyper intelligent killing machine who breaths fire. Don't kill me please :cry:

Dragonboy was never born. He clawed his way out of a copy of Simarillion.


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22 Feb 2008, 11:42 am

anderstheaspie is just an illusion, created from lack of sanity


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22 Feb 2008, 11:44 am

dragonboy has created me as a figment of his imagination. Caused from a lack of sanity. I'm a voice in his head :lol:


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22 Feb 2008, 11:45 am

is a voice in his head


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22 Feb 2008, 11:47 am

dragonboy doesn't only hear voices in his head. He also hear voices in other people's heads.


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22 Feb 2008, 11:48 am

took to many drugs as a child


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22 Feb 2008, 11:51 am

dragonboy wrote:
took to many drugs as a child


not so much bizzare as it is just plain wrong :D

dragonboy has been the victim of several racist attacks. If only people would stop judging him by the colour of his scales.


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22 Feb 2008, 11:52 am

has very bad fashion as u may have noticed... :lol:


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22 Feb 2008, 12:04 pm

has yet to learn the difference between true, bizarre and fledgling.


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22 Feb 2008, 5:02 pm

Is planing on emigrating to Absurdistan.....


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22 Feb 2008, 5:48 pm

will jump off a cliff with several hundred lemmings in 2 years 4 months, 2 weeks and 4 days from now.



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22 Feb 2008, 6:14 pm

His esophagus goes through his brain.....


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22 Feb 2008, 6:31 pm

is constantly in a frantic state of panic
as he attempts to rescue drowning amoeba from the water
and administer mouth to mouth resuscitation


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22 Feb 2008, 6:44 pm

wears, as footwear, a pair of rather large paramecia.

(Interesting that you should happen to mention amœbæ.)


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22 Feb 2008, 6:48 pm

Has an expansive vocabulary he learned from, strangely enough, sea otters.



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22 Feb 2008, 6:55 pm

was rescued from a horde of rampaging snails by an animated hose-pipe.


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