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Granted! But his cooking sucks now

I wish i could get a girlfriend who understands me ofr who i am and my stims and also likes PVC and many of the things i like and is a larger woman and gives really tight hugs

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Granted! Keep in mind though, she's a cannibal, and eventually she will eat you.




I wish I had wings.

Granted, easy one this... take a walk down to Kentucky fried chicken and ask for a bucket of them!

I wish I had more motivation to learn French.

Granted, but by the time you start learning French you lose motivation and forget everything.

I wish I could have more Lemonade. My can just ran out.

Granted. Hey, is it OK if there's no sugar in your lemonade? I hope so!

I wish I could leave where I currently live.

Granted, you are kidnapped by aliens who conduct medical experiments on you for the next twenty years.

I wish I had a million pounds in the bank.

You have a million pounds in the bank, but you will not like this. You go to your bank safety deposit box and you find it is packed with 10000000 lb of dog muck which explodes out of the box when you open the box into your face ! Are you sure you want 1 milllion pounds, would you not be more happy with only 1 lb.

I wish that I could charm plastic tubing the same way as a snake charmer charms snakes.

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Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

You mean by the fact the snakes follow the motion of the flute and the charmer? Uhh...Ok, but any type of plastic tubing will now follow you for the rest of your days.

I wish I had 12 Pikachu.

granted, but all of them are so high a level that they don't obey you, or even like you for that matter...

i wish i didn't have writers' block, 'cause my book isn't coming along at all...

Granted. You are filled with such a myriad of ideas. So many, in fact, that you realise you will not have enough time in your flickering mortal existence to write them all down. This knowledge makes you depressed.

I wish I had flawless social skills.

Granted. You just have no communication skills now.

I wish Nintendo would most excellently do Super Mario Brothers 3 in 3-D.

Granted, but it is only available in Japan.

I wish for a good nights sleep and to wake tomorrow feeling refreshed and highly motivated to learn more French.

Granted. You awake to find out that you are highly fluent in Japanese.

I wish that Nintendo would start working on a Remake of Gold, Silver, and Crystal versions of Pokémon.

Granted. They've started work. It'll be ready and translated in a few years.

I wish I had an awesome evil laugh.

Granted *hands you a record to play in a record player*

I wish i could get a girlfriend who understands me ofr who i am and my stims and also likes PVC and many of the things i like and is a larger woman and gives really tight hugs and was not a cannibal and weighs 400 pounds

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but she goes on a diet and loses so much weight you find her unattractive.

I want a Nintendo DSi.