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AndersTheAspie
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23 Feb 2008, 8:17 am

syzygyish has placed the manifestation of logic into a box made from an infinite number of monkeys discussing Shakespeare and drinking tea.
Obviously he has been dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight ever since.


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23 Feb 2008, 8:30 am

AndersTheAspie has been trained by his intestinal flora to perform all the death scenes
in Shakespearean comedies


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23 Feb 2008, 8:34 am

worships the devils sister margret thatcher


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23 Feb 2008, 8:37 am

Is the long lost twin brother of the cookie monster. Guard your cookies people, for he is on hunt!


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23 Feb 2008, 8:58 am

Is one of the cookie-monsters double agents!
And is diverting your attention from the Real cookie-monster's
secret snack attack!
Beware!
The Cookie-Monster
Hunts Tonite :!: 8O


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23 Feb 2008, 9:52 am

syzygyish has sexually molested a tentacle monster, to make it see what it was like being on that side... the monster liked it so much that it now follows syzygyish around wanting it to happen again... and that is why souls turn blue when put on fire!


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23 Feb 2008, 10:01 am

AndersTheAspie has taxy cab videos of me confessing
about the 'tentacles' incident
and is black-mailing me to do it to him!

HELP :!:


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23 Feb 2008, 10:31 am

syzygyish has borrowed his house fly's imagination



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23 Feb 2008, 10:47 am

is, as we speak(type), on a mission to recover the lost Christmas Island tapioca.


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23 Feb 2008, 11:55 am

has halucinations of lemons in christmas, apples in easter, and grapes in lost islands
and is writing a program in C to get rid of it (let's hope he finds the right memory allocation for grapes, cause they seem to be special )



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23 Feb 2008, 12:05 pm

Is the high priestess of the church of the yellowish nasal fauna.....


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23 Feb 2008, 1:57 pm

richie tried out for the fifth Teletubbi, but after an incident involving a ton of dynamite, a live trout, a dictionary, a parachute and one of the white bunnies from the cast.
He was asked to leave by the baby in the sun.


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23 Feb 2008, 4:56 pm

has used Sellotape(TM) for many purposes, including covering up the cracks between his ears.


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23 Feb 2008, 6:05 pm

Likes omelets made with iguana eggs and gorilla milk cheese...


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24 Feb 2008, 4:31 am

(This thread is starting to return to it's roots, which is a good thing)

richie found a library in some old ruins and decided he would become the librarian of it. The library is full of really strange books and too this day is the most haunted place on Wrong Planet.


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24 Feb 2008, 5:14 am

likes wham


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