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No wish, error, no wish, error !

It is summer all year around but the sun has stopped working correctly, it is now down to 50 % of the normal light and heat output. So the summer is colder than a normal winter.

I wish that the house would wall paper itself while I sleep.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! but the noise is so incredible that the cops are banging on your door in the morning and wake you up to the sound of a 5000 dollar long term neusence fine.

I wish i could have a 128 inch plasma screen

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Fine, you get your 128 inch screen but the problem is that you become short sighted so that you can not see anything more than 32 inchs away. Simple geometry now suggests that the flat 128 inch screen is no good to you.

I wish that the house would wall paper its self but silently while I sleep.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but due to a technical error the whole house gets wallpapered. You awake suddenly finding it hard to breath and manage to fight yourself out of your bed (which was covered in wallpaper) but now you can't find your way out of the house because all the doors have been papered over too!
You should see what an exquisite job the house did of wallpapering your dog and each item of fruit in the fruit bowl!

I wish for a lawn that grew grass to two inches high then stopped growing while remaining green and vibrant and never needing mowing.

Granted, but due to the lack of mowing or lawncare, your yard is soon filled with 2-inch tall crabgrass and hordes of vile weeds, all no more than two inches tall.

I wish that the cake was not a lie, or a farce, or any form of falsity.

Granted. But the cake is now poisoned.

I wish I could travel VIA cannon travel centers.

Granted but the canon mis-aims and you get shot into a wall SPLAT

I wish i could get music easier

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted. You are turned into a radio.

I wish I had fully-functioning feather wings, able to support my weight during flight.

You have your wings but you have become smaller now turned into a blue tit, the problem is that a bird of prey has eaten you.

I wish that my house would repaint the outside walls silently each night, and that the paint would not cost any money, nor would it appear on any surface which is not already painted. Also I would get to choose the colour that the house would repaint its self with.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! but you get sued by the EPA

wish i could have a thick warm smooth good smelling PVC coat

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted. But it's not your size.

I wish the sound in the left side of my headphones didn't go on and off.

Granted! its the right side now

I wish I could have a ultra large heavy PVC Coat to snuggle up inside of.

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted. But when it turnes out they thought PVC was short for photovoltaic cells.

I wish i could find the cd i'm looking for.

Granted. You could, but you can't anymore.

I wish I know the answer to Life, Universe and Everything, and it isn't 42.

Granted! come back to this thread in exactly 5 million years for the answer.

I wish that i could go to the set of hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and see marvin the depressed robot.

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Fine you and go and visit the depressed robot. The only problem is that while chatting with him you fail to notice that you have ended up on the ship belonging to disaster zone, this time the telport device is totally broken and the ship is heading towards the sun. But first they are going to have a gig, and you suddenly recell that you failed to pack some ear defenders. Enjoy the gig !

I wish that the outside of my house would paint its self, and that it used a water based low VOC paint so that I do not get busted by the EPA. I also require that the house paints its self, the colour that I want, and that it does not paint over the windows or glue the doors shut with paint.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.