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25 Feb 2008, 12:50 pm

occasionaly gets the bizarrerie correct - particularly when wearing his undercoat.


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25 Feb 2008, 12:51 pm

drives a sheep sled


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25 Feb 2008, 1:28 pm

Is secretly addicted to SpongeBob.


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25 Feb 2008, 1:29 pm

likes liquid nitrogen on toast


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25 Feb 2008, 1:33 pm

Is completely bald, due to an unfortunate accident involving a blender.


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25 Feb 2008, 1:34 pm

licks amonia


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25 Feb 2008, 1:38 pm

likes rolling around on eggs


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25 Feb 2008, 1:43 pm

bathes in a cocktail of goats and oil


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25 Feb 2008, 2:01 pm

Ate his own head as part of a really stupid bet. Needless to say, the jurney down his own digestive track was unpleasant.
He never managed to get the smell out of his hair either. On the bright side he now gives lectures at religious gatherings as he is a living proof that science just doesn't works.


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25 Feb 2008, 10:31 pm

chews his nails...
and his screws,
staples,
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bra,
friends
and aquarium water

but just swallows chewing gum whole


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26 Feb 2008, 8:41 am

Found new ways of space travel.


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26 Feb 2008, 9:37 am

uses a broom to attach caravans to trees.


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26 Feb 2008, 9:51 am

is going to be the star actor of a movie i'll make in 2049



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26 Feb 2008, 11:06 am

melborp on htiw siht daer naC

(Also has too much spare time)


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26 Feb 2008, 12:01 pm

cannot read the penultimate word of this unreadable message.


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26 Feb 2008, 12:13 pm

lau insists that the universe is banana shaped, he doesn't care that it is physically impossible.
If Santa Claus says it is banana shaped, then it is banana shaped!


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