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28 Feb 2008, 11:47 pm

Believes going to the moon meant something, but we're still stuck here.


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28 Feb 2008, 11:58 pm

is charging batteries on a credit card, which power's everything including our useless moon rockets



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29 Feb 2008, 12:03 am

can only express himself in the juggling Koalas vernacular
while performing photosynthesis.


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29 Feb 2008, 12:41 am

set a record in cyberspace for the most bizarre, idiosyncratic, posts, only intelligible to those with dog or bat ears. The server erupted in flames, and the admin said, "screw you guys, I'm going home."



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29 Feb 2008, 12:49 am

was told off by the sorry apologists for the necessary use
of life-threatening compliments in the golf stream.


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29 Feb 2008, 1:41 am

Has ten souls.


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29 Feb 2008, 1:54 am

Is training for the Olympics in the chocolate river in Wily Wonkas Chocolate Factory.
Her chosen sport is performance butterfly kissing.


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29 Feb 2008, 2:04 am

is still trying to convene a meeting of 200000 agoraphobics in the twin groundscrapers of New York City. This is their fifth year, and no one ever shows up.



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29 Feb 2008, 4:45 am

Is experimenting with living in multiple places at once.


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29 Feb 2008, 4:48 am

is a helicopter ejection seat tester.


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29 Feb 2008, 4:50 am

Is developing a method so people can fly without a plane or helicopter.


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29 Feb 2008, 4:54 am

writes worst poetry than a professional paid not to write poetry Vogon short order cook


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29 Feb 2008, 4:56 am

Is Ford Prefect.


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29 Feb 2008, 5:00 am

is falling really quickly down
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"I wonder what that is?
it's round
I think I'll call it ground?"


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29 Feb 2008, 5:04 am

Invented the improbability drive.


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29 Feb 2008, 5:17 am

is the phone number of Trillians flat in Islington
that was demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass


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