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Has been invited to live in an elephant, but respectfully declined,
even though the extra trunk space was appreciated,
because he has the hots for the slime-mould he shares a Kangaroos pouch with.
The slime-mould just wants to be friends.

Wears pantyhose made out of banana peels....

Writes normally, but only speaks and understands spoken words backwards, so he carries a digital recorder/translator.

has styled her hair the same way since she was 186 years old.

has had no hair to speak of since he was 18.6 years old, only eyes in the back of his head and cloths woven from twist ties.

Is terrified of onomatopoeia.
If she bugs you, just say something like
"I get a bang out of your sizzling shushs"
or
"The burning wood crackled and hissed; an owl hooted."
or
"The car creaked forward once the old engine began to wheeze reluctantly."
or
"Your howling hisses ring my bell."

and she will knock, whinny and splash away.

once worked in management at the International Center for Distribution of Common Sense. However, a drop in demand doomed the corporation, and cooperation between countries became impossible.

Lives in the Milky Way

lives and loves in the walls

is actually the set of transistors down Marvin the Paranoid Android's right side
that never got repaired.

Is 400 years old.

Is landing a ship the size of a building on a desktop. It fits though, do to the space folding trick, but it freaks out the neighbors. Why didn't they make an Aspergerian android?

likes skinny-dipping in worm-farms and swallowing them whole
as she imagines shes a Killer-Whale gulping down Minnows
and then moon-bathing later as she cackles gleefully
feeling them wriggle around in her belly.

Celebrates Christmas on the Moon, every December.

It puts the worm guts on its skin,or else it gets the dip again. never saw it coming until he was underneath the surface of the swirling mass of... Hey what are you doing in that man's pool in your underwear? They're going to call the cops. You should really get this sleepwalking thing under control.

is a founding member of both the Klu-Klux-Klan and the Black Panthers
as she is a firm believer in non-discriminatory discrimination.