Page 378 of 2016 [ 32256 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 375, 376, 377, 378, 379, 380, 381 ... 2016  Next

lemon
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 27 Aug 2006
Age: 58
Gender: Female
Posts: 4,113
Location: belgium

03 Mar 2008, 9:17 am

has a spiked computer in the hope no one will touch it



AndersTheAspie
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 6 Feb 2008
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,862
Location: On the edge of civilization. Denmark.

03 Mar 2008, 9:22 am

The saying "When lives give you lemmons..." gives lemon nightmares. Not nightmares as in bad dreams, but as in the demon horses!


_________________
Once I knew everything, then I got smarter, now the only thing I know is that I know nothing.
Strange how that worked out isn't it?


Nairin
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 20 Oct 2007
Gender: Female
Posts: 630
Location: In the shadows of my mind.

03 Mar 2008, 4:27 pm

Rides demon horses every night.


_________________
"...The heart's desire is found... in an unexpected place..."

Tailchaser's Song" by Tad Williams


lau
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jun 2006
Age: 77
Gender: Male
Posts: 9,798
Location: Somerset UK

03 Mar 2008, 4:55 pm

Was lost in the Dark Zone for many days, until she found the light switch.


_________________
"Striking up conversations with strangers is an autistic person's version of extreme sports." Kamran Nazeer


richie
Supporting Member
Supporting Member

User avatar

Joined: 9 Jan 2007
Age: 67
Gender: Male
Posts: 30,142
Location: Lake Whoop-Dee-Doo, Pennsylvania

03 Mar 2008, 4:58 pm

...And then he stole the light bulb wired to the said switch....


_________________
Life! Liberty!...and Perseveration!!.....
Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross references.....
My Blog: http://richiesroom.wordpress.com/


AndersTheAspie
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 6 Feb 2008
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,862
Location: On the edge of civilization. Denmark.

03 Mar 2008, 5:05 pm

Once got lost in his own closet for four days, and only survived by eating through the concrete wall into the next room.


_________________
Once I knew everything, then I got smarter, now the only thing I know is that I know nothing.
Strange how that worked out isn't it?


KateShroud
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 1 Feb 2008
Age: 40
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,159
Location: Austin, Texas, United States, north America, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy

03 Mar 2008, 7:02 pm

needs a map to go to sleep, or he'd never get there.



syzygyish
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Feb 2007
Age: 59
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,086
Location: swimming in the air

04 Mar 2008, 6:19 am

has bounced off the singularity
and is waiting for us to hear
her message
in a billion yeahs


_________________
Be kinder than necessary for everyone is fighting some kind of battle
-Jaleb


AndersTheAspie
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 6 Feb 2008
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,862
Location: On the edge of civilization. Denmark.

04 Mar 2008, 7:18 am

syzygyish is the last of the Dodo birds... the fabeled Dada Dodo!


_________________
Once I knew everything, then I got smarter, now the only thing I know is that I know nothing.
Strange how that worked out isn't it?


lau
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jun 2006
Age: 77
Gender: Male
Posts: 9,798
Location: Somerset UK

04 Mar 2008, 7:48 am

has never heard of AndersTheAspie, or Denmark, or spaghetti.


_________________
"Striking up conversations with strangers is an autistic person's version of extreme sports." Kamran Nazeer


syzygyish
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Feb 2007
Age: 59
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,086
Location: swimming in the air

04 Mar 2008, 7:57 am

is sending subliminal messages
through Toto's
tip-toe throw the saliva


_________________
Be kinder than necessary for everyone is fighting some kind of battle
-Jaleb


AndersTheAspie
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 6 Feb 2008
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,862
Location: On the edge of civilization. Denmark.

04 Mar 2008, 9:04 am

We all know that the aliens are watching us. But did you know that syzygyish watches the aliens?


_________________
Once I knew everything, then I got smarter, now the only thing I know is that I know nothing.
Strange how that worked out isn't it?


TheAPERSON
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,301
Location: Green Hill Zone

04 Mar 2008, 9:57 am

Points at people, says "YOU WILL DIE" and they die.


_________________
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus and Aspies are from Wrong Planet.
Join the Nintendo Comedy Club


Nairin
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 20 Oct 2007
Gender: Female
Posts: 630
Location: In the shadows of my mind.

04 Mar 2008, 12:30 pm

Died.


_________________
"...The heart's desire is found... in an unexpected place..."

Tailchaser's Song" by Tad Williams


KateShroud
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 1 Feb 2008
Age: 40
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,159
Location: Austin, Texas, United States, north America, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy

04 Mar 2008, 3:58 pm

had nine lives until Anders stole eight.



AndersTheAspie
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 6 Feb 2008
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,862
Location: On the edge of civilization. Denmark.

04 Mar 2008, 4:36 pm

Asked a woodchuck how much wood he would chuck if he would chuck wood. The woodchuck replied by asking what the hell the verb "chuck" was supposed to mean.


_________________
Once I knew everything, then I got smarter, now the only thing I know is that I know nothing.
Strange how that worked out isn't it?