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04 Mar 2008, 4:46 pm

Wonders how many boards do the Mongols hoard when the Mongol Hordes get bored....


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04 Mar 2008, 4:55 pm

tried to pressure Peter Piper to pick a peck of pickled peppers. Peter replied, "The procedure is payment per peck, pending the picking of pickled peppers."



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04 Mar 2008, 8:42 pm

Wants to know how much sea shells she sells by the sea shore, but she's to busy picking up sea shells for her sea shell store that's on the sea shore.


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04 Mar 2008, 10:07 pm

has been learning to play the banjo. However, only has a saucepan and a short piece of string, so the sounds aren't quite virtuoso standard.


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05 Mar 2008, 2:57 am

It is no coincidence that lau and God both has 3 letters. Think about it!


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05 Mar 2008, 6:06 am

Stares at people intently before achieving nothing.


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05 Mar 2008, 6:22 am

was eaten by brain fog
untill at the last minute he had
an inspiration
and decided to eat the brain fog himself
and almost suceeded
until the brain fog
that he hadn't eaten yet but had already eaten some of his brain
had an inspiration
and eaten the part of his brain that had the inspiration

oh noes 'eaten' wasn't grammatically correct in the previous sentence!
brain fog is ateing me!
TheAPERSON sava mi!


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05 Mar 2008, 6:26 am

Asks too much of TheAPERSON.


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05 Mar 2008, 6:34 am

doesn't ask TheAPERSON anything
although you'd think he would
being the most important confidant in his life


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05 Mar 2008, 6:35 am

Takes day trips to the moon with a flux capacitor which he has no idea what it is or what it does.


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05 Mar 2008, 7:00 am

Has a banana phone.


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05 Mar 2008, 7:03 am

doesn't have caller i.d.
which makes sense because he has only given his phone number to Santa


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05 Mar 2008, 8:40 am

when rearranged, becomes "ygzy is shy"


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05 Mar 2008, 8:59 am

since finding out that she is one of the vehicles that the Martians will return to ride
in
ULA
has found that she enjoys denying positive experiences


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05 Mar 2008, 9:34 am

is attempting to refer to me in a gender-neutral fashion, but has not quite got the hang of it.


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05 Mar 2008, 10:11 am

refers to everyone in a gender neutral fashion by using the word "it". It caused a lot of problems though, so to emphasize the differences between the sexes, while still being neutral using "it", he says "hit", "s**t" and "itit" in stead of "he", "she" and "it"...