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AndersTheAspie
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05 Mar 2008, 12:48 pm

Not unlike Martin Luther King Dreamer2 has a dream, but his has less to do with blacks and whites coexisting as it has with clowns on tricycles playing out fameous medival battles with balloonanimals.


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05 Mar 2008, 6:00 pm

The Association of Circus Clowns is seeking to ban him from driving for fear that the Angelic Knight will destroy all their beloved balloon animals in drive-by shootings with bows and arrows. They say he is an impostor and is mentally unfit to drive even a tricycle. Darn psycho clowns.



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05 Mar 2008, 6:24 pm

given a choice of headgear, has always held to the old-wives-tale "The bigger the hairier", and will choose the carbon fibre "brief encounter" wireless herring.


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05 Mar 2008, 6:43 pm

Is installing a super-charger on his broomstick....


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05 Mar 2008, 6:53 pm

has constructed an igloo with built in electric heating.



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05 Mar 2008, 8:14 pm

has buried a V8 rocket upside down in the ground
leaving only the thrusters sticking out
in an attempt to move the Earth into a different orbit.
After borrowing money from the mob to pay for the fuel
she is going to realise soon that she needs to dig a tunnel back down to the cabin,
where she's locked the keys inside.

Oh!
Happy Birthday Kate! :D
also,I sent you a personal message yesterday you still haven't read!


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05 Mar 2008, 8:26 pm

was asked never again to visit the planet Vulkin for any reason. His head is filled with endless bizarre, funny anicdotes that could even make a pointy-eared guy laugh,and they just can't handle that over their!



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05 Mar 2008, 8:35 pm

[quote="syzygyish"] Oh!
Happy Birthday Kate! :D
also,I sent you a personal message yesterday you still haven't read![/quote]
Oh, thanks. I was wondering who sent that, and now I know. Don't think I'm ignoring you. I'm having a hard time getting my screen reader to speak the content of the personal messages on this site, but my fiance's offered to help me fix it this weekend. He's just joined WP also, because he finds the site refreshing and organized when compared with all the other junk on the net. Also he wants to understand me better. I'll read it as soon as I can.



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05 Mar 2008, 8:40 pm

I'll just copy and paste it then and put it here.
Here it is:

Hi Kate,
I heard this on "The Science Show"
the other day and thought of you.
"Ray Kurzweil describes a cell phone or mobile phone that can take a picture of text and then reads the text. It's for blind and dyslexic people."
Here's an audio link:
http://www.abc.net.au/cgi-bin/common/pl ... 202008&p=1

and here's the whole show if that doesn't work:
http://www.abc.net.au/rn/scienceshow/default.htm

Now you know what to ask for, for Christmas :D
Anyway
Anyway forever,
Matt


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06 Mar 2008, 5:12 am

Is so bizarre that I've run out of bizzare things to say about him.


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06 Mar 2008, 5:30 am

Is actually the ofspring of Mario and Peach, but has been raised in the human world because: quote: Those talking mushrooms creaped him out!

(Oh and a very happy birthday to you KateShroud, I havent read nearly all of your posts, but from what I have seen, you are a really nice person.)


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06 Mar 2008, 5:50 am

Anders is currently aspiring to be a professor in the field of happy birthdayology, as displayed in the professionalism of this birthday wish....

AndersTheAspie wrote:
(Oh and a very happy birthday to you KateShroud, I havent read nearly all of your posts, but from what I have seen, you are a really nice person.)


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06 Mar 2008, 5:59 am

Since we landed,
LL has been hogging the camera! :x
ok, so he took one good one of me,
but shouldn't I get a chance with it?

ok ,so, I always take photos of my butt,
what's that got to do with it?
spacesuits happen to be, if you don't know,
remarkably slimming.
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06 Mar 2008, 6:06 am

I disagree, they are not slimming and they make your head look too big. We need more pics of the LL, lets not forget how we got there..jeeeez. I hope this justified my use of the camera.

syzygyish just did not take the gravity issue too well.

LL


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06 Mar 2008, 6:45 am

Lunar-Lander is a pink bunny bent on world domination, he has already installed his moonlaser.


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06 Mar 2008, 7:56 am

Actually thats my second moon laser, Anders took my first one and is using it for one of his own world domination experiments.


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