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07 Mar 2008, 8:43 am

syzygyish creates hug machines on the moon, then sells then to other planets, however he makes no profit due to the planets he sells to not having any life on them.


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07 Mar 2008, 12:15 pm

really likes the taste of yoga.


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07 Mar 2008, 1:42 pm

Started a restaurant brawl at Olive Garden.



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07 Mar 2008, 1:53 pm

would've done the same had he been in the mood for some of those dry, twig-like yoga pretsels. That garlic bread just doesn't contort in the same way. He is going out of business trying to offer yoga lessons in a neighborhood primarily occupied by members of the Italian mob.



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07 Mar 2008, 2:35 pm

came on her flying headphones to post us random bizarre wonderstories whispered in her ear by the nanowacker, some kind of singing bug living in the left part of the said headphones.

( i welcome thee kateshroud, how nice to have another girl/woman in this great, super, unequaled, fantastic, terrific, amazing, unimagined, awesome, horribly best thread of the whole universe... me exagerating? never ! :-o )



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07 Mar 2008, 5:33 pm

Is training her pet spider owl to sing.....

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07 Mar 2008, 6:05 pm

Likes bouncy castles and rich tea biscuits.


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07 Mar 2008, 8:35 pm

has been saving her nose hairs "for posterity". (I collect mine "for preverity");


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07 Mar 2008, 8:55 pm

Thinks spaceships will go faster than light and thus save the human race from the evil terrifying Earth...



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08 Mar 2008, 5:38 am

Is training his pet walrot to sing the blues.....

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08 Mar 2008, 9:30 am

has spend three days looking for the kitchen wall, since he didn't know there was a wall fancy fair which is held every 17 years in his town behind the football field.



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08 Mar 2008, 10:04 am

often confuses keyboards with cheese graters. This results in quite sore fingers.


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08 Mar 2008, 10:11 am

Puts grated fingers on his pasta...


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08 Mar 2008, 10:26 am

Ate eight apes with eighty-eight apples.



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08 Mar 2008, 10:40 am

although really a canine, he was on cloud nine and feeling like a feminine leonine recently, which was asinine.


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08 Mar 2008, 10:50 am

lau wrote:
although really a canine, he was on cloud nine and feeling like a feminine leonine recently, which was asinine.



Though warned of the potential hazards of cloning he went ahead with his experiments anyway and came up with this:
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