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07 Jun 2009, 4:52 pm

Granted! you start obsessing with Britney Spears's band.

I wish that everyone in the world weighed 600 pounds and would snuggle me daily


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07 Jun 2009, 4:58 pm

Granted, but they're all frezzing cold and you're 1,300 lbs.

I wish for alex to fix aspie affection..


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07 Jun 2009, 5:03 pm

Granted! but then shortly after he shuts it down due to cost

I wish Make A Wish foundation would give me 3 wishes


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07 Jun 2009, 5:07 pm

Granted, but you spend them all on ketchup.

I wish for something to do!! !


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07 Jun 2009, 5:15 pm

Granted! you are to play more thread games

I wish lots of people played corrupt a wish with me


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07 Jun 2009, 5:23 pm

Granted, so many people play at the same time you don't have any idea who's wish is being corrupted.

I wish for the universe to explode.


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07 Jun 2009, 5:28 pm

Granted! but the universe you represent your mind thus your mind explodes

I wish for more people to snuggle me tightly


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07 Jun 2009, 5:39 pm

Granted, they're all cold and weigh 20 pounds.

I wish for an oreo shake from jack in the box..


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07 Jun 2009, 7:10 pm

Granted. However, it is stale Oreo Cookie (TM) crumbs shaken in a bag. The white stuff along with them, you can only hope is the appropriate filling.





I wish I had won the lottery.


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07 Jun 2009, 7:25 pm

Granted! but its made of pig poo

I wish all those 20 pound people were 400 pound sumos and are really hot and sticky


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07 Jun 2009, 7:42 pm

Granted, but they're all corpses.

I wish I knew the ending to the movie on TV.


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07 Jun 2009, 7:44 pm

Granted! but its lame as hell

I wish they were not all corpses


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07 Jun 2009, 7:49 pm

Granted, they're all skeletons.

I wish sunday wasn't so boring.


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07 Jun 2009, 7:50 pm

Granted! enjoy going to sunday school :eew:

I wish I could go to a PVC factory and swim in the hot sticky liquid PVC


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07 Jun 2009, 7:53 pm

Granted, PVC actually stands for poor vaccuum control, and someone crashes into you with a vacuum

I wish I had a 71 plymouth GTX..


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07 Jun 2009, 8:06 pm

Granted! but it has no engine broken windows peeling paint, its a real piece of crap!

I wish that i could have 10 Neoprene wetsuits on me right now!


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