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10 Mar 2008, 5:01 am

Made a superhero machine, stepped into it, and became an supervillain. It was a trial period though and just as he was about to execute his masterplan, it ran out.


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10 Mar 2008, 7:40 am

TheARPERSON's real name in real life is tHEarperson
although he hates to be called that
and will kiss you salaciously if you try it.
RP or Mr t is a much better option
for which you will get chocolates, flowers and a pony
and, if you're lucky, a snotlate sundae.


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10 Mar 2008, 8:36 am

Went to the moon and found an amateur discombobulator but had no idea how to use it.


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10 Mar 2008, 8:58 am

You remember that :?:
8)

um...
TheArperson has received an award for excellence in the field of incompetance
...damnit, thats my award!
I wants it back :x
TheARPERSON gets kidnapped by syzygyish and gets tied to the railroad tracks
just in time to get rescued from the train by the heroine
who demands a sloppy kiss
but TheARPERSON goes
"Oh noes, that icky :eew: "


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10 Mar 2008, 9:26 am

And so, the quantum reactor did start, but the mechanic, syzygyish had fixed the photon bricks. This caused a chain reaction causing the imgaination of Bill Gates to become my floor tile, causing the equivlant of 48^9*321 to equal 1+1. In such a reaction, all the world's fusion reactors suddenly became efficcent, due to quantum reations, causing a small vortex somewhere in spacetime, but it was E=mc2, so no one noticed, until Abraham Lincon was seen walking across Main St.. This was later explained, by a very strange reaction due to an internet fourm posting bizzare things about persons. Later on, a pikachu was seen with a pokédex. Whether this is related to the other events, is not known.



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10 Mar 2008, 10:25 am

Thatmew never felt the quatum tickle that trickled
over his past and down his breast
he was calculating the ascending depths of metalogical empiricisms
and will hencefourth be expected to
deconstruct all the prayers that were ever said.


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10 Mar 2008, 11:12 am

Created a time machine then turned it into a jetpack.


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10 Mar 2008, 11:50 am

Once ran around the world 50 times in 2 seconds.


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10 Mar 2008, 1:03 pm

had no idea how odd that was until she tried it herself (hey another she-creature :D )
now she can't be stopped doing so, especially everytime she hears the word 'question'



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10 Mar 2008, 1:15 pm

will also circumambulate the world in response to mention of the word "answer", though she prefers hearing "question", as that seems to take less time.


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10 Mar 2008, 4:20 pm

His favorite stim is decombobulating and recombobulating his circumambulating Lego-Raptor....


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10 Mar 2008, 5:40 pm

Loads creatine monohydrate for about a week before going to see the dentist.



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10 Mar 2008, 7:38 pm

was fined 20 Kröner for practising Ægyptology without a license in España.

(¡Sorry, but I've just added the "Zombie Characters" extension to my SeaMonkey and I just had to try them out! ¿OK?)


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10 Mar 2008, 8:05 pm

Lau is not actually a real person but in fact a hologram of an animated banana
that has a lovely pearly white smile.The pearly white smile is real,
they are Fred Astaire's dentures, grave-robbed and bought on the black-market for
99 solifidians and are so bright you will get sun-burnt if he bare's his teeth in anger
when you guess his only purpose is as the latest generation of Turing machines
to attempt world domination of the finger-nail clippings recycling businesses.


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10 Mar 2008, 8:06 pm

Was arrested for practicing Assyriology in Ægypt....


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10 Mar 2008, 8:13 pm

is a 77 member punk metal rock band that are in a polygamous marriage!


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