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darkstone100
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13 Mar 2008, 7:11 pm

has been seen smuggling clocks across the border



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13 Mar 2008, 9:00 pm

has a secret supply of spam


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13 Mar 2008, 9:18 pm

reports baloney, checks for spam, and eats email sandwiches..



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13 Mar 2008, 10:37 pm

KateShroud wrote:
reports baloney, checks for spam, and eats email sandwiches..


Stares at the stars all night.



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14 Mar 2008, 12:30 am

Stares at the stairs all day
gets scared of scarfs
and barfs when you inuendo.


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14 Mar 2008, 2:37 am

has dedicated his life to collecting autographes from snowmen



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14 Mar 2008, 3:48 am

loves to lick cats
and wears all her favourite flavours to cat protest rallies,
occasionally traveling the world sampling all the varieties of feline
and hopes to have tasted every species by breakfast time.
Her least favoured are Siberian Tiger,Persian and Stevens.


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14 Mar 2008, 9:02 am

Uses balloons to float into space, then pops them and floats in zero gravity.


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14 Mar 2008, 9:27 am

They hear Nintendo soundtracks playing when they dream.


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14 Mar 2008, 10:42 am

His real father is in fact an incubus who visited his sleeping mother years ago :D



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14 Mar 2008, 6:23 pm

Thinks she's posting in 'The Haven'
and is trying to give considerate, compassionate, thoughtful, heartfelt advice!
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14 Mar 2008, 6:34 pm

thinks a homicidal rabbit will attack him if he doesn't leave an offering of 13 1/3 carrots outside his house every third tuesday of the month



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14 Mar 2008, 6:39 pm

Plays 'rock, paper, scissors' with himself and always loses,
even when he cheats.


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14 Mar 2008, 7:01 pm

lived in a soup dish with his three pet rabbits until the hedgehog evicted him.


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14 Mar 2008, 8:17 pm

is a neighbor to the old woman who lives in a shoe.
The cops have been called so many times, they don't know what to do.
They turn up the smelly at all hours of the night, and her kids bebop all over town.
Isn't there a smell ordinance in this town?



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14 Mar 2008, 8:20 pm

Contemplated her navel for the longest time, until one day when it finally began to contemplate her.


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