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Goes by the name Jillian.

has been calculating the orbit of Saturn on his abacus, this week. Plans to emigrate to Eridani when they finish building the bypass.

Has been boiling a flambe
for over an year
and expects it to rise any minute.

Was the one small step for himself and took one giant leap, landing on everyone else.

has used up all his available posting space for the day to illustrate thousands of times a very new method of posting, in five words or less.

was fined for sucking her thumb in public on a Tuesday.

Got caught sucking his thumb on Thursday...Thursday is for the index finger.

knows that one day jelly fish will rule the world unless we train polar bears to eat them.

is determined to catch the Tooth Fairy,
which he needs as bait to catch Marvin the Martian,
which he needs as bait to catch the Loch Ness Monster,
which he needs in order to able to offer genuine
Loch Ness Monster Burgers (TM) at his slow-food drive-thru laundramat,
so is building a time-machine to travel back to Middle Earth
where he can can get into fights with drunken Hobbits and knock their teeth out,
thus having the only teeth that the Tooth Fairy is helpless to resist.

wears genuine brick-built spectacles.

Has a whole gallery of mazes that he can't find.

is waiting in the tower to let down his hare's
so the knight in shining APOSTROPHIES
can arrive around arrested rabbit
and get some extra spin from the
decelerating exclamations
!

Just won the "Worst joke ever" award. The price is a life supply of beatings. I would tell you the joke, but it courses internal bleeding and the desire to get a job as a hat.

Werbert is Chris Crocker.

Wears a jock-strap made from terracotta clay...