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Granted, but now the entire scientific community is making fun of you and your ideas.


I wish the entire world population thought of me as their retired hero.

They keep on bothering you trying to get you to come out of retirement, the constant phone calls drive you around the twist.

I wish that I could get paid by my employer my current salery (index linked to inflation) to do exactly what ever I like for the rest of my life.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted. However, you find that you do no actually like to do anything anymore. Eventually, you die from a withered soul caused by a lack of food for the soul.







I wish that I had a working Scanning Tunneling Microscope.

Granted! But it costs you 50,000 dollars a month to operate and you go bankrupt in exactly 2 months... enjoy your microscope!

I wish to have this in a super tight size, unlined.

http://www.orca.com/img/cache/variation/WS2F09F__.png

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

OK you can have the plastic thing, but by mistake the people give you a windscale suit. You like the windscale suit but everything goes to pot when a fat person who has arrived to give you a hug steps on your air hose. Sadly you can not doff your suit in time and you run out of air. bye bye !

http://www.oobject.com/best-of-oobject- ... suit/4954/

I wish that I had all the time in the world to do fun things I want to do.

BTW if you want a STM then visit

http://www.cornellcollege.edu/physics/c ... TM/STM.pdf

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but now the world has exactly 30 seconds left to exist.

I wish I got an extra 250 years of youth.

You can have your 250 years of youth, but you find yourself in some backwards part of the world, you then get locked up in a mental hospital for having autism. As you are a child you have a harder time in getting out of the hospital, so you then spend your youth in somewhere bad.

I wish that Dr Bombay would cook me a curry at lunch time on on monday, basshunter would turn up at my place of work to entertain me and that the woman in the black outfit in the basshunter video would be there to gyrate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXKd7uuehlw

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! the lunch and all goes well but it all goes awry when Basshunter and his girlfriends show up... the problem is, those two woman are into bondage.. they use those hand cuffs to put you in a tight hog tie and they do other things too dirty to mention in this thread

I wish for rubber.... lots of rubber!

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted. A large wagon pours hot, liquid rubber over you until you disappear completely and suffocate.

I wish somebody would help Strapples.

You do not suffocate in the rubber, but instead due to a horrible freaky defect in the atomsphere vacumm UV light (UVc) comes to ground level and makes lots of ozone. The ozone reacts with the double bonds in the rubber to form lots of shock senstive ozonides. So you and the rubber blow up when you next try to wiggle in the rubber.

Was going to wish that Strapples would post twice a day in this thread for a whole week, and not mention rubber, neoprene or anyother polymer once. But I have a better wish....

I wish that Strapples would become an electron, and that instead of rubber that he would be wrapped in iodine doped semiconducting polyacetylene, he might then have some interesting adventures.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! But because I don't know a damn thing about what you said the electron becomes entwined with Neoprene electrons!

I wish that I could get



sooner than later... will literally save my neck and back.

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

You get the woman not the neck and back brace thing, and she nags you all day and all night. She also throws all your neoprene and leaded clothing out when you are out of the house.

I wish that Strapples would become an electron and that he would be in a gaint atom which would hover in my garden, I would have a high power light source, plus a diffraction gratting and some mirrors which would be allow me to change his wavefunction at will by pumping photons of different wavelengths into the atom and make him contort into all manner of funny shapes.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted. But due to a slight miscalculation, a rip in the fabric of spacetime occurs, unpredictable by the current laws of physics, causing a chain reaction within the energy that defines the physical properties of reality, again causing energy to leak out of the universe and you and your laboratory seize to exist.

I wish my computer was infinitely fast.

Granted! but your computer is seized by the government for government stuff

I wish for endless sticky warm neoprene!

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted. You get so much neoprene that you get tired of it, and even when you're already done with neoprene it keeps coming, and when you're so mad at neoprene that you really don't want to have anything more to do with it anymore, it still keeps coming and coming and filling every space of your house, until you really get to hate neoprene and are buried in tons of it.

I wish rain weren't so strong in this town.