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AndersTheAspie
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17 Mar 2008, 8:28 am

Is curently trying to market a new series of watertight teabags... but so far no buyer has come forth.


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17 Mar 2008, 8:57 am

Was so bright that he bought a bag full of darkness.



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17 Mar 2008, 8:59 am

dreams of very weird things at night...


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17 Mar 2008, 11:38 am

Just lost his mind, virginity and the ability to speak... in retrospeck that monopoly game was kinda out of control...


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17 Mar 2008, 12:46 pm

has worn a badge saying "Vote for crumbs!" on top of his head since he was sacked from the Crimean War for excessive paper-folding.


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17 Mar 2008, 1:31 pm

Shrunk himself down to microscopic size and tried to solve the maze in his avatar, but got lost...never to be seen again.


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17 Mar 2008, 5:47 pm

has 17421 birthdays



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17 Mar 2008, 5:56 pm

Has had no birthdays as she was never born. She just kicked nonexistance in the nuts and came into being.


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17 Mar 2008, 6:07 pm

has given birth to five children, which makes him father and mother of his own clones... 8O



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17 Mar 2008, 6:12 pm

Has chalenged Chuck Norris to a duel... and WON 8O


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17 Mar 2008, 6:16 pm

was arrested for inappropriate singing in a public place.Was released from prison for the same reason...



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17 Mar 2008, 6:21 pm

In exchange for imortality Dreamer2 has signed his soul over to Lucifer, he is to collect the moment Dreamer2 dies... Lucifer isn't very smart sometimes!


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17 Mar 2008, 6:28 pm

Drinks five cups of coffee before going to sleep. He never falls asleep,of obvious reasons, so he is constantly tired which makes him drink more coffee...

AndersTheAspie wrote:
In exchange for imortality Dreamer2 has signed his soul over to Lucifer, he is to collect the moment Dreamer2 dies... Lucifer isn't very smart sometimes!


Lucifer, also known as Losifer :lol:



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17 Mar 2008, 6:49 pm

is at odds with his competitors of the cosmos, reality1 and imagination3



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17 Mar 2008, 7:05 pm

is writing a sequel to Stephen Hawking's "A Brief History of Time"
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"A Very, Very, Very, Very, in fact, Extremely Un-necessarily Long History of Time"


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17 Mar 2008, 7:11 pm

does brilliant imitations of spiders whenever the circus passes by his house.

PS. Gad! I'm good at this game. Most times, just after I post, I crack up laughing at my own bizarrity. I'll shut up. Sorry. ..)


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