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lau
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18 Mar 2008, 10:01 am

really likes that dinky little Sequoiadendron giganteum he is growing in his pocket.


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18 Mar 2008, 12:06 pm

Secretly desires to live in the world of pokemon, has crush on somebody from anime...



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18 Mar 2008, 2:43 pm

Has dreams about Weird Al on a cooking show.


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18 Mar 2008, 4:16 pm

eats a cat from the kettle at the P King Moon,
He eats lunch there every day at noon.
Now the other members of this website know, that he likes it fried in dough.
He likes it fried crisp in dough.



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18 Mar 2008, 4:24 pm

Has always been told to avoide nuclear missiles, but doesn't know why... so now she is going to finde out.


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18 Mar 2008, 4:47 pm

Has an arsenal of nuclear weapons which can be lauched within 45 minutes



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18 Mar 2008, 4:59 pm

has no avatar because he doesnt have a body and face and is an alien spambot existing only in the internet.



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18 Mar 2008, 5:14 pm

The patient was dying. Suffocating. Likho had no choice but to inject air directly into the patients veins.


Likho subsequently realised that she isn't a real doctor :oops:


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18 Mar 2008, 5:15 pm

Is learning the hard way you cannot take the antics out of semantics...Otherwise you get stuck with a sem...


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18 Mar 2008, 5:18 pm

Only has a beard to hide the fact he has 5 chins



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18 Mar 2008, 5:53 pm

has always insisted that gold-plating his eyelids was "just a fade".


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18 Mar 2008, 5:58 pm

Uses astroturf as a toupé


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18 Mar 2008, 9:41 pm

Excavated his own avatar.



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18 Mar 2008, 9:44 pm

Jumped off the Grand Canyon and survived



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18 Mar 2008, 10:18 pm

had a plan for making castanets out of bacon, but lost the pencil that was going to act as a counterweight to the hang-glider.


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19 Mar 2008, 4:11 am

ls determined to achieve physical perfection,
which, obviously, is the exact three-dimensional roundness of a sphere.

In pursuit of this ideal, Lau has made a 1 meter glass bubble,
with holes for arms, legs and head,
to conform his future flesh to a viewable constraint
and is drinking a bucket of castor oil with every meal.

Shortly after the excess fat sealed over the holes,
he deeply regretted not incorporating
some sanitary drainage facilities.


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