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syzygyish was space travelling and came across an alien. The alien looked just like him. This lead to the question whether humans are aliens or not, then the alien said, "Why are you looking at me like that." He then showed syzygyish to his Eiffel Tower spaceship and set off towards a black hole. syzygyish followed and ended up in an alternate universe.

of course, we kidnapped TheARPERSON on the way out,
and on the other side of the singularity, created clones of him
to infect every possible reality with
Super Smash Bros. RP

Created clones of me to advertise a dead thread.

prefers his sponge fingers with the holes outside.

oh TheARPERSON
I'm so sad
you had a thread that died
sorry

I'll write you a poem

I'm all alone
no one knows how I tried to atone
it's better that way
the best laid plans of mice and men oft go astray
better the bitter excuses of a stumbled entrance
than the poignant memories of a nevered effort

Writes strange bizzare poems that electrocute people.

Has invented a pill that allows one to skip the 'being drunk' part and go straight to the hangover, all to prove that there is something less useful then a waterproof teabag.

has been giving elocution lessons to his ear.

Is secretly building a superfortress, contaning within all of the random genorated mazes. If you clear all of them, his lair is only a 700 foot drop ahead. Why? He does not belive in stairs.

Lives on a diet of cardboard and riverwater

once took seventeen tennis balls and glued them onto his bicycle. Even he couldn't explain why the last one had to be painted red.

Has broken Murphy's law on multiple occacsions, along with Newton's, Einstine's and Bill Gates' laws all at the same time.

It was actually the penultimate one which was painted red - the final one was brown.

Anyway lau turned down a knighthood from the queen as he was too busy washing his pet tiger

Calls Dr. Phil, "Phil-sensi", dresses and imatates Wally of Dilbert.. Plays Visual Novels with the Renpy Visual Novel Engine, Has been teleported into his tv, only to be tossed out as a betamax tape out of an 8-track player, as a man describing the advantages that Laserdisk have over Blue-Ray. Has won every match of Pong played. Allways chooses to be professor Plum in clue.

never puts artichokes in soup bowls.

Has placed cyborg implants into spiders, and is training his tarantulator army to take over the world...