Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but a hundred people show up and ask for a taste, so you only get to open the bottle.

Hi kate
Long time no see! (groan... )


I wish for a pet shark that I can train to bite other people, not me!

Granted, but the people you would have him bite all happen to hate water. YOu can't get them anywhere near the shark.
Hi Syzygyish. Nice 'seing' you again. Grown, no. I have moved and gotten a guide dog though.
Strapples, I thought that wine tasted better as it aged?
I wish dogs could talk.

Granted, Dogs Can talk!
But only in Gangsta!
"I'm going to pop a cap in your *** if we don't hit the streets and hang out
with my homes, you hear what I'm saying! That's right!That's what I'm talking about!"


I wish I had a private Olympic-sized swimming pool.


p.s. I meant groan as in "I told a dumb joke and everybody groaned"
not grown like a tree.

Granted. Some kid sneaks into your yard for a swim and drowns in your pool. You are found responsible, since you have no fence surrounding it.
Oops. I misread your post while thinking about the post made before that one.
I wish they always kept good fresh coffee available for free in the student lounge at my school.

Granted but all the teachers quit because their coffee turns to crap

I wish MY SCHOOL HAD A STUDENT LOUNGE

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Granted. They serve the aforementioned coffee.

I wish my impending testicle surgery won't have any complications.

Granted but it is more like a ridiculous cafeteria. There are chairs blocking the steps to the entrance, students are constantly forgetting to push their chairs in and pick op their trash, it's crowded and noisy, and there are three TVs and two radios all blaring at once.
I wish to find several episodes of Star Trek that I haven't seen yet.

Granted! but you get jailed for pirating!

I wish for more latex in my life!

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Granted, it smells of feces

I wish my brother wasn't an annoying sack of crap

Granted he is a sack of pee!

I wish for more people to play corrupt a wish

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Granted, they do odd things like sticking fingers in each other's anuses.

I wish to go and do something stimulating.

Granted! you find scratching your butt like a chimpanzee stimulating....

I wish that I didn't get overloads so often

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Granted, you get diarrhea

I wish I didn't feel all irritated all over my nervous system

Granted! BUt your brother assumes a new stim squealing high pitched all the time

I wish for a tight hug from a super fat guy tonight

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granted though he's so fat and aforementioned hug is so tight you're left in a coma

to meet Alton Brown of "Good Eats" fame

Granted! But he eats you alive!

I wish that when I take a shower tomorrow when i turn the shower on that sticky hot thick liquid neoprene comes showering down on top of me!

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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