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Has eyebrows on her fingernails, and paints them with her toothbrush.

was last seen running away from his pet aardvark, wearing a bus conductor's uniform

will use his self reducing powers to play in his selfmade legoland and is currently waiting for people to join him in the ballroom
(richie is practising to get to the library)

Made tears in yellow paper in the shape of birds in order to invent a filgiht device for humans, before realising that such a thing already existed.

Enjoys non sequiturs and honey flavored Turtles.

Has just managed to turn back the tide. Next Fuzzy is going to prevent the sun from setting.

offers his apologies for not having turned up at tomorrow's meeting. Says he will try to make last week's one.

Is now in the Absurdistani ministry of runcible spoons, sporks and sporkulas....
His position is that of the chief non sequitur...

Once road a train for 60 days straight whilst wearing the same bathing cap.

always carries an extra bread loaf with her just in case kamikaze ducks that will attack her on the way home.

Is training an army of Kamikaze ducks....

knows so little about lace-making that he will not be able to paint his toes green for the party.

Runs a school for pampered pigs and cows...

Once walked into a cave of rabid bunnies oping to get some stew, and came out barley alive.

Likes to put on her thinking cap
but can't get it to really fit
so lathers a layer of peanut butter
on to her bald pate to make it stick.
Once it's on she twists it around
backwards and frowns up-side down
while miming mental gymnastic tricks
for escaped strait-jacket wearing lunatic
ferrets that applaud with gastric bands
or heckle and boo matrimonial demands.