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CockneyRebel
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21 Mar 2008, 11:10 pm

Is living in the year, 1969.


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21 Mar 2008, 11:20 pm

Is eating roast gopher as a delicacy.


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21 Mar 2008, 11:53 pm

Frequently goes to grocery stores looking to scam young children out of money.



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22 Mar 2008, 12:31 am

Often eats jelly beans while naked.


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22 Mar 2008, 5:22 am

only ever eats the hole out of the donut:
trying to put on existential weight


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22 Mar 2008, 5:44 am

Was expelled from the college of Red-Neck Knowledge for posting high fallootin' sophistimicated stuff on Wrong Planet...


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22 Mar 2008, 5:55 am

may have mandibulated off more than he can masticate.


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22 Mar 2008, 6:10 am

has been noted recently for expousing
the same
but has been excused
for taking the blame

sophistimicated :?:
expelled :?:
Red-Neck Knowledge :?:
college :?:
posting high fallootin' :?:
Wrong Planet... :?:
Was :?:
from :?:
the :?:
of :?:
for :?:
on :?:
stuff :?:


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22 Mar 2008, 6:20 am

Was castigated because he mandibulated a volume inappropriate for Homo-Sapiens....


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22 Mar 2008, 6:49 am

wrestles with the voluminous inaudibles
that have a strangle-hold on
the reprehensible becauses
matriculating out of his appropriate
deniables




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man,don't ask me
i don't know even know


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22 Mar 2008, 9:20 am

Inaudible is when he is most laudable...


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22 Mar 2008, 9:32 am

never takes a bath out to dinner.


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22 Mar 2008, 9:39 am

walks his soap out
(shampoo only before 11am)



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22 Mar 2008, 9:53 am

Uses detergent as a deterrent.... To what we don't know as yet.....


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22 Mar 2008, 11:28 am

Believes "Ironic" is something made entirely from iron, and that "Horny" means something with horns.

Is currenty wearing a horny ironic helmet named Steve. You don't want to know what he things Steve means!


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22 Mar 2008, 11:32 am

YOU make fishies feel embarrassed!

You Ichthyologicalrapist!

*gasps and points*

(not that what i just said made any logical sense.. 8O..but..you know...i get the job done! )


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