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Granted, but your head explodes when you meet the world's worst cucumber impersonator.

I wish I could meet Harrison Ford.

Granted: But Karen Allen finds out freaks out while on crystal and crushes your skull


I wish for universal peace

Granted! Between VCRs and Universal remotes

I wish for



to come hug me tight

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted; however I do recognize a Walker when I see one, and she is definetly one,

Upon walking all over you, she forgets to take off her shoes and punctures both of your lungs,

and you die an agonizing death gasping for DaWalker to plug the holes with his flat bottom shoes.




I wish for a perfect world, without imperfections, nor misconceptions

Granted! Except I drive on top of you as a doormat and your crushed under my 500 pound wheelchair



I wish for her to come hug me tight tight tight into her fat warm belly

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted; but she never lets you lose, and you starve to death under there

I wish you were not so demanding upon sensitive people when they are so forgetful and naive, not to mention absent minded, so I won't, but I'm just saying...

Granted! But your wish does not compute thus its trashed

I wish for a tight hug from the guy below

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted: The sulfuric acid remnants on the suit eats through your skin exposing raw flesh which cannot be touched with any amount of pressure without causing excruciating pain.


I wish "she" knew how I really feel.

Granted



knows you really really love her and want to go out with her

I wish for my girlfriend to be here not in another part of the world.

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted; she moves next door to you with her husband, 3 kids and mother-in-law


I wish my girlfriend knew she was my girlfriend

Granted! Say hi to your new girlfriend!



I Wish for a large silvery PVC belt like the one above

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, my inner sadist comes over to slap you with one.

I wish the overloading noise in my living room to stop.

Granted, problems with peoples' lives end, but more problems with the world begin.

I wish I created SpongeBob.