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31 Jan 2011, 11:45 am

Rabbitears can drink an entire river in one gulp!


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31 Jan 2011, 11:49 am

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31 Jan 2011, 12:58 pm

Rabbitears isn't awesome, awesome is rabbitears.



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31 Jan 2011, 5:05 pm

Travelling at the speed of Yowuza makes travelling at the speed of light look like a snailrace.


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31 Jan 2011, 5:42 pm

Wallourdes doesn't lift weights, he lifts mountains!


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31 Jan 2011, 6:08 pm

The first thing KyleTheGhost made was God, he let him do all the dirty work :wink:


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31 Jan 2011, 6:14 pm

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The first thing KyleTheGhost made was God, he let him do all the dirty work :wink:


:lol:

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31 Jan 2011, 6:18 pm

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31 Jan 2011, 6:27 pm

Wallourdes can stop a moving train with his bare hands!


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31 Jan 2011, 6:30 pm

KyleTheGhost can stop a train with his hands tied behind his back, just by spitting out his toenail clippings at it.



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31 Jan 2011, 6:37 pm

rabbitears is the only one to really survive a atom bomb blast as seen in Indiana Jones: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0upNuDNRSk[/youtube]


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31 Jan 2011, 6:40 pm

Wallourdes has nothing to fear, but fear is afraid of him!


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31 Jan 2011, 6:44 pm

KyleTheGhost doesn't do chance, he wins by default


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31 Jan 2011, 6:49 pm

Wallourdes can bend metal with his mind!


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31 Jan 2011, 6:51 pm

Wallourdes wrote:
rabbitears is the only one to really survive a atom bomb blast as seen in Indiana Jones: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull:


(Maybe that's because I didn't hide in an apparently 'lead lined' fridge, which doesn't exist....)

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31 Jan 2011, 6:56 pm

Rabbitears can eat cook food while eating it!


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