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CA_NES
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27 Mar 2008, 5:49 pm

Saw a Chevy Volt and thought "Amps times Ohms"


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27 Mar 2008, 10:28 pm

switched to AC adapter to avoid being charged with battery



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27 Mar 2008, 10:53 pm

trains ferrets to do the can-can in her spare time.



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28 Mar 2008, 8:44 am

Created the third fallout in a row while in Universe XVII.


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28 Mar 2008, 12:03 pm

Stomps on turtles to make them come out of their shell, and for some reason insists that they are called "Koopas" not turtles...

Eats mushrooms to get extra lives and grow bigger... but they don't seem to be working.

TheAPERSON is suing his drugdealer for selling him defective mushrooms.


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28 Mar 2008, 6:08 pm

completely lacks knowledge about mushrooms and their magic powers. Some of the mushrooms have the ability to give you more lives...if you believe in reincarnation that is... 8O

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28 Mar 2008, 6:54 pm

Dreamer2 is so bizzare that he has substituded reality with his own, where you no longer have to post something bizzare about the above poster, but insteed have to say something bizzare yourself.


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28 Mar 2008, 7:00 pm

has a pet woodlouse called "Peach Sundae" who can dance the can-can.


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28 Mar 2008, 7:24 pm

Has his barber shave cornrows into his head that match the mazes on his avatars.


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28 Mar 2008, 9:57 pm

His patchy hair has inspired many aliens to design the crazy patterned crop circles. They think his hair style is an effort to communicate.



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29 Mar 2008, 1:11 am

Was a barber in a previous life.


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29 Mar 2008, 4:43 am

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29 Mar 2008, 8:53 am

would win the international "standing on a stool for ten minutes" competition, if he entered, and if he had a stool, and if he could count to ten, and if his balance were better, and if he wasn't so anti-international, and if he were more competitive.


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29 Mar 2008, 8:58 am

lau is actually a brain in a jar, typing and posting through his mindless zombie slaves.


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29 Mar 2008, 10:33 am

Is actually a computer who is typing itself.


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29 Mar 2008, 3:11 pm

scratches his ears with his left knee, but can only do so when he juggles an orange with his right knee