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lau
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29 Mar 2008, 3:53 pm

carefully oils red wheels when lost in thought.


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29 Mar 2008, 4:25 pm

Stuck a carrot in his nose and a trout in his ear and proclaimed "Toast is not a kind of fish, and it tasts nothing like bublegum!" in front of the son of his 2nd cousin's hairdressers dogwalker.

Because it was Saturday!


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29 Mar 2008, 4:26 pm

Uses blue wheels to make his thoughts go round and round....


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29 Mar 2008, 4:26 pm

is a mechanical man designed by the Canamites to brainwash the Aspian sect of the human race into thinking we're lunchables



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29 Mar 2008, 4:27 pm

Squeaky blue wheels make his thoughts go round and round....


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29 Mar 2008, 4:59 pm

Of the 17715 members on WP, 15000 are made up by richie so that he would have someone to agree with him... I am one of them and so are YOU 8O


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29 Mar 2008, 8:24 pm

Under the cloak AndersTheAspie is a zombie hermaphrodite.



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29 Mar 2008, 8:39 pm

Raises hobo's on a farm.



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29 Mar 2008, 9:54 pm

Has been cautioned about incautiously cautioning ppl about cautioning ppl about incaution.


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29 Mar 2008, 9:57 pm

Shall fight the forces of gravity with his giant spoon :P



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29 Mar 2008, 10:30 pm

averted an earthquake with a giant butter knife



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30 Mar 2008, 12:58 am

Built a huge mechanical house which is actually the secret lair of Blofeld, then fled and created a paradox by bringing Blofeld as a kid into the lair. This caused a huge thermo-nuclear explosion that destroyed America.


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30 Mar 2008, 2:53 am

Charges windmills on a bilious frog using chopsticks to hold an elevated self-opinion instead of a lance.
However, the windmills are far too nimble and dodge un-expectedly away in the nick of every time.
At first, this made him so angry at the frog he tried to teach it to sing "Somewhere over the rainbow"
in a duet with an agoraphobic cloud, a sentimental moment and a Neanderthal tax acountant.
Gradually, over time, it was suddenly revealed that he was in fact the abandoned love child
of a road trip and the windmill formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince.
Now , they all get together in the good old days and reminisce about the Great Cup Runneth Over Tea Party
of June 57, 3333AD


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30 Mar 2008, 6:29 am

uses a table with five legs in his race against racial stereophony.


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30 Mar 2008, 6:34 am

Has a new job as a spork-lift operator.....

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30 Mar 2008, 6:55 am

richie is attracted to zombie hermafrodites in cloaks :lol:


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