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29 Jul 2009, 4:33 pm

Granted! THough you go into severe depresson!

I wish my keyboard were not b0rked


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30 Jul 2009, 6:31 am

Granted. Now your mouse kicks the bucket.

I wish no-one was listening to the radio, so that I could turn it off.



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30 Jul 2009, 9:28 am

Granted. But everyone watches TV instead.

I wished all my close friends are with my crying with me right now.



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30 Jul 2009, 9:28 am

Granted. But everyone watches TV instead.

I wished all my close friends are with my crying with me right now.



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30 Jul 2009, 10:52 am

Granted, but you drown in their tears.

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30 Jul 2009, 1:17 pm

Granted, but you get a bad case of ciguatera poisoning from it.

I wish it didn't rain here.



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30 Jul 2009, 1:23 pm

Granted; the place turns into a desert and the camels move in, next thing you know everyone is speaking an odd language and wearing turbans and you are the outcast chosen for the sacrificial celebration.


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30 Jul 2009, 3:04 pm

Granted; but the rains would last for days, and massive floods would set in.

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30 Jul 2009, 6:09 pm

Granted, and you spread the chemicals in the cigar to the other person.

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30 Jul 2009, 6:31 pm

Granted; Da Woz is ruler of the entire planet, and makes dancing a requirement by Law, punishable by death for not dancing in public 5 times a day !



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31 Jul 2009, 1:21 am

ChangelingGirl wrote:
Granted. Now your mouse kicks the bucket.

I wish no-one was listening to the radio, so that I could turn it off.


Change... both my trackpad and keyboard were already b0rked so your corruption was pre-corrupt.

I wish DaWalker would make a god damn wish!! !! !! !! !! !! !! FOR THE LAST TIME!! NO GRANTING UNLESS YOU MAKE A FRIGGEN WISH!


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31 Jul 2009, 1:52 am

Granted: I had wished that you would be the next to respond, so that you would have a chance to practice tolerance of others. not that I am intolerable or anything :twisted:



I wish the computer gods to bless Strapples LapTop



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31 Jul 2009, 4:12 am

Granted! every other computer in the world has borky typing while miine is pristine!

I wish for normal sleep pattern


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31 Jul 2009, 4:23 am

Granted: from now on, you sleep for a weak, and are awake for a weak



I wish I could remember to post the wish part



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31 Jul 2009, 7:53 am

Granted, but they will always be corrupted anyway, since htat's what this topic is for.

I wish my boyfriend would come over tomorrow.



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31 Jul 2009, 9:32 am

Granted, but he brings his new girlfriend.

I wish I had energy to make plans.