Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but you sleep through an important appointment.

I wish I had a book to read.

Granted: you now have a book of poetry by some modern poet.

I wish I could write books

You can write books, but only mediocre vampire novels

I wish I could have some food.

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I'm a writer, not a fighter and my pen is always loaded.

Magnús Scheving is my Icelandic rose

You will have food--only that it'd be eaten by someone else that's not you.

I wish for peace!

Sadly the supernatural being who grants wishes can not see quite right becuase he / she / it left their glasses at home today. You get not peace but a piece. A piece of cake, enjoy your cake while the rest of us induldge in mindless violence.

I wish for Andy Bell to come and do a jig at my place of work on monday lunch time, I also want some of his gyrating female dancers (the two that appear at 0:30 in the Live92 show) to become my helpers at work.

http://apps.facebook.com/lyricsdomain/a ... /song/stop

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but in paper only. The actual people who will come and jig, and be your helpers, will be either impersonators or just a figment of your imagination.

I wish for sleep!

Granted, but you sleep for 10 thousand years and, when you wake up, your family is all dead and you have discovered that all humanity has moved to a newly discovered planet-and taken all technology with them.

I wish for the ability to lucid dream with ease.

you have plenty of lucid dreams, but they are always nightmares. You find yourself doing horrible things which shock yourself in your dreams.

I wish again for the real Andy Bell plus Dancers to turn up at my place of work and do a gig. This time it would have to be the real Andy Bell not a figment of my imagination, also they would have to do the Eurasure songs which I like. Also the dancers would be real and they would become my helpers.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted: They will do all that you ask but will hate you the whole time and mock you constantly.

I wish I had a whole library filled with books all to myself.

Granted, you get a library to yourself, due to a screechy voiced scary librarian, who has an impressive cavern filled with traps for an office, making sure that the lava moat is optimum temperature. Oh, all the books are left unsorted, but you must put them back by Dewey decimal order, and all the books have no such label, so I hope you memorized the number that does not exits, unless you wish to be yelled at by the desk. The desk is haunted by the spirit of the last librarian, his skeleton is in the reference section.

I wish to navigate a maze, and come out safely.

Granted, but once you get out of the maze, Rayquaza swoops down and gobbles you up.

I wish I had an Oreo milkshake.

Granted. No corruption necesarry

I wish I was ruler of the world and could not be assassinated

Granted, but the people of Earth couldn't stand your oppressive laws anymore, and launched you into outer space.

I wish I had a hug.

You get a hug, it is from John Lambton who is wearing his worm killing outfit.

http://www.theserenedragon.net/Tales/En ... mbton.html

I wish that I was more wise

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted. You will be wiser today, but tomorrow, you'll be the stupidest person on earth.

I wish I could turn back time!

Granted: you have turned back time, and time is so impressed, that it decides to make you history



I wish I were an oscar meyer wiener