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His father had to go. He was the one who came up with this crazy April 1 conspiracy in an effort to confuse as many unsuspecting people as possible and take over the world!

ah yes, it was originally fools of maple, but after they noticed that their anual meeting was in April, they started calling them selfs the fools of April. then people got lazy and called them April fools.

Puts provolone, prosciutto, and pepperoni on other peoples tombstones....

richie got really sick of all the rubbish that is broadcast on the radio,
so decided to start his own personal pirate alternative Aspy station.
He mainly plays the serene sound of silence, so the next time you are being
bugged, plagued, hassled, haranged, disturbed, discombobulated or deranged by annoying noises ,
tune in, turn up the volume to maximum
and let the roar of silence drown out every other sound.

is being compressed in a silent, padded room at the aspie radio station in an effort to recuperate after somehow finding himself at a bike rally

likes cats but mostly is a vegetarian other than cats ofcourse

Since learning that ppl with Aspergers notice things that most others don't,
has begun making a list of the things he notices.
Then he started a list of the things he doesn't notice,
which quickly got so long and comprehensive he doesn't notice anything at all these days except the things he doesn't notice.

Is trying to get his neighbors to invest in his dodo bird ranch...

likes to walk backwards up staircases doing the macarena.

Runs a special school to train cows to walk down stairs backward...

likes to ride bikes with dykes named Mike
but hates hikes with Ike
because strikes on trikes end in yikes

Went to the moon but then decided to live on Mars.

Is currently spinning counterclockwise thus robbing the earth of some of its rotation effectively prolonging the day. Why?

Because he has a lot to do before nightfall, and he needs more time ofcourse.

Anders is currently spinning clockwise to counteract theAPERSON.

Steals peoples time