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Granted! Time for the bun, ketchup, and mustard. somone will eat you

I wish for deep pressure... lots of it

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted. With a jackhammer, then a steam roller.

I wish that I can have money coming in on my wallet through osmosis!

OK osmosis starts to work with your wallet, but due to the fact that the bank notes in your wallet the coins migrate into the wallet until it bursts like an animal cell placed in pure water. All the money in your wallet then flys out and is lost.

I wish that I had a suit of armor like John Lambton's worm killing outfit. But I would not have any problems with nasty curses nor will I have to kill my dog.

http://www.theserenedragon.net/Tales/En ... mbton.html

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted; but that armor is made up of worms, and you will feel like the armor is squirming all around you. Icky.

I wish someone would hire me and pay me well...

Granted: your 20-year job has been provided, everyone else is higher, because you are hand digging a well.



I wish I had Jeanie to wish too

Granted! But he only grants wishes about neoprene

I wish for endless amounts of NEoprene

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted: everything you touch, becomes Neoprene, including food.... and yourself



I wish jenny was here

Granted: everyone you see is Jenny. Including yourself.

I wish I have something worthwhile to do.

Granted. You wake up as a Pokémon depending on a quiz that was taken before you awoke into the world of Pokémon. You partner up with a partner that you chose during the quiz, and go save the world. By exploring Mystery Dungeons, and doing quests, and saving the world. Hope that keeps you occupied for a bit. The whole 'not being destroyed along with the rest of the world, and leaving it a hero' part should make it worthwhile.

I wish to be the keeper of a Mystery Dungeon, and failing that, the Almighty Janitor of said dungeon.

You become the keeper of a Mystery Dungeon, but when you are cleaning the oubliette the door slams shut and you can not reopen it. It is time for a long slow bye bye !

I wish that I had a private tunnel from my house to the my place of work. Equipped with a high speed train. That way I would never get rained on on the way to work or miss the train at the railway station.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but when you get on the train, it breaks down. You get out to attempt to fix it, only to become dinner for a giant mole rat.

I wish I wasn't so confused about this guy I like.

Granted, now he's confused about you.

I wish I could become an animator or writer.

Granted, but you become so famous, that you get absolutely no privacy, which results in insanity. Now you think you are a brick wall and are sad because you think you are responsible for the death of Humpty Dumpty and scream whenever you are near eggs.

I wish I could meet an alien from outer space who was name Gdwaphd and played the space guitar and had a pet asteroid name Dupid, who did back up vocals for his band.

Granted, but Gdwaphd sells you out to the scientists on his home planet so they can dissect you.

I wish I had a Cookies-n-Cream gelato cone.

Wish granted, but it's half eaten and expired. (Not supposed to be funny o_o;)

I wish I was rich.

Granted. But in one second only. After that, you will be bankrupt in perpetuity.

I wish I can fly and get to see everyone in Wrong Planet.