Corrupt A Wish

Post Reply New Topic

Granted! You are in the internet and get to see all of our pictures but not actually us

I wish I could have my own private jet to visit all my friends from WP and online!

_________________
check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted. But you don't have fuel. So you're limited to the Net--and a flight simulator--while sitting in your private jet on the ground.

I wish I have something good to do.

Grsnted! you admit to the world your a dork! on CNN and everything

I wish for my laptop (the big one) to be repaired quickly

_________________
check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but the repairman steals the Laptop.

I wish I could get anything I wished for.

Granted; even the bad ones, especially that wish, "I wish I weren't born."

I wish I'm a star.

Granted, you are now a star in space.

I wish I had loads of friends.

Granted; but they all drown because they can't live under the sea



I wish for universal peace

Granted, but first, a nuclear war destroys the entire world. Then, we will all live in peace in our respective walhallahs.

[youtube]
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/frAEmhqdLFs&hl=nl&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/frAEmhqdLFs&hl=nl&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

I wish it wasn't so hot here.

Granted:



I wish all people would be honest

Granted, but you get depresed from all the nasty comments everyone makes about you.

I wish I could concentrate on my college textbook.

Granted, but you get depresed from all the nasty comments everyone makes about you.

I wish I could concentrate on my college textbook.

Granted. But your concentrations will be on that textbook alone; and it will be that way forever.

I wish all my positive wishes would come true.

Granted; however the negative impact in the field of current events causes magnetic reversal of the planets poles hurling the planet into a deep freeze



I wish I had a friend

Granted! its me

I wish for a full body wrap blood pressure cuff

_________________
check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted; with pressure building, you become euphoric and drop the remote in glass of water causing the safety feature to reverse and you are cut in half. The device continues to run untill it crushes itself and blows up in a ball of fire, killing everyone in the outlying areas.


I wish for more time on earth

Granted, but it turns out to be The Time, Morris Day's band, and "Jungle Love" is played 24/7/365 on every single radio station, Internet station, jukebox, Muzak, and every other music outlet all over the world for all eternity...you cannot escape them!! !

I wish I had no debt.