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syzygyish
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04 Apr 2008, 6:32 pm

Kate has been canned like baked beans, boiled and labeled;
A can of worms
use by 1993.
She's coiled up inside it and is going to spring out and scare the living daylights out of the person that saves her.


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04 Apr 2008, 9:24 pm

syzygyish loves to go to the moon and post the trips on youtube.


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05 Apr 2008, 3:29 am

got lost in the Sahara desert, but fortunately, found a map of Ney York (that well known mistype), with which she found her way home, by using it as a hat.


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05 Apr 2008, 3:52 am

Created a parallel universe without realising.


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05 Apr 2008, 4:24 am

Will get reanimated into Shrodingers cat
when a spontaneous pillow fight goes tragically awry


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05 Apr 2008, 5:03 am

syzygyish aims to create the most horribly poem in the universe, so that he can be mentioned in the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Unfortunatly someone has already written the poem "Ode to a small lump of puss I found in my armpit one midsummer morning", stealing his idea.


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05 Apr 2008, 7:09 am

unfortunately is tragically wrong and syzygyish will attempt to creat the most horrible poem
here on WP:
my sockles out of syncopation with gargoyles exclamations
will stampede over alliteration
and attempt to extemporise all sorts of alleghorical interpretations

soonly, this will be stopped ,cropped, lopped and crocheted
excusing lolloping inclinations
ions will also be necessarily exterminated
oh no not ed as well
and so and so forth good bye to extermin


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05 Apr 2008, 7:39 am

is a reincarnated table-leg.


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05 Apr 2008, 12:47 pm

is jealous, wants to be a table leg too



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05 Apr 2008, 1:08 pm

Has Jimmy Hoffa locked in her basement and feed him her fameous rubber/whale fat/Hydrogen smoothy.


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05 Apr 2008, 1:08 pm

Aspires to be a chair leg...


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05 Apr 2008, 1:09 pm

Rich Richie Rich is rich.



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05 Apr 2008, 1:14 pm

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Rich Richie Rich is rich.

...rich in name only.... :(


LazySlacker is suspected of becoming industrious and tightening up....


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05 Apr 2008, 1:22 pm

Believes everything he reads, even the stuff in this thread.

richie is very scared of me for that very reason.


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05 Apr 2008, 1:33 pm

He is a man on a mission,
to bring bizarre folk out of their shells and into the open.
There they will be moving targets for crazed reefers, who wield noisy dart guns made from modified xylophones.



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05 Apr 2008, 4:24 pm

Is smoking weed with the Mad Hatter and the March Hare.