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Granted; all your bills from now on will forwarded to Strapples



I wish I had a way out of this one

Granted, you end up into another.

I wish I hadn't forgottent o do my laundry.

Granted but you forget to separate the dark from the lights.

I wish I could be invisible.

Granted, but you get swallowed of one who couldn't see you.

I wish my foot didn't hurt.

Granted. Your foot won't hurt, but everything else in your body will. Ouch.

I wish I get accepted in the job I will be applying for tomorrow.

Granted, but you get fired the next day.

I wish for some rain!

Granted. Congratulations a hurricane is coming your way.


I wish I owned a villa in southern Spain.

Granted; that villa is a shanty somewhere in southern Spain.

I wish I can have coffee today!

Granted! But it makes you have seizures!

I wish for a giant latex blood pressure cuff

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but you develop sudden, severe latex allergy and end up in anaphylactic shock.

I wish for an ice cream.

you get ice cream but too much of it. You drown in a vat of "Mr Whippy".

I wish that I some one would cut my lawn each weekend for free.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted. But the gardener will cut off everything--lawn, plants, even your electric and phone line.

I wish I am a famous celebrity.

You can be a celebrity, but a disgraced one who has just been arrested for doing something bad.

I wish that I could by pass the computer by being able to stick an ethernet cable in my ear and link my brain to the internet. I would then be able to send/get email, look at web pages and also ftp or telnet myself to exotic locations.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but all your most private thoughts are sent over the internet to the CIA. They interpret your thoughts as a thread to the state and send you to Gitmo.

I wish my fellow patient would stop making weird noises.

He stops making weird noises and starts making disturbing, blood-chilling ones.


I wish I had a pony.

Granted. But that pony is a GMO, and is designed to eat anything and anyone--including its master.

I wish I get accepted in the job I'm applying for right now!