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Granted: but they forgot to tell you that it is a temporary position over-seas and you have to provide your own transportation and learn said foreign language in the next two days.


I wish everyone could meet their soul-mate

Granted: and your soul-mate is the ugliest and most disgusting person ever to live on earth.

I wish someone in WP would visit me.

Yes someone from WP will visit you, the only problem is that they bang on your front door at 3 AM which wakes you up while you are having a very enjoyable dream.

I wish that the fruit in my garden would jump from the trees and bushes into a series of buckets (without damaging the fruit) and it would then float majically through the air to the kitchen. It would then bottle and process its self so I would get bottled fruit without having to lift a finger or do any work.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but the bottles won't close properly, so all the fruit goes bad.

I wish there were a safe way to kill the many wasps around my boyfriend's house.

Granted! But killer bees from africa infest it!

I wish for my laptop to be fixed

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted; it breaks down again the day after.

I wish I had good dreams.

Granted. They are so good that you don't want to wake up again.

I wish my clothes were dry.

Granted, yoru clothes are dry but very dirty.

I wish my headache would go.

your headache goes when your head disappears after you swallow a new heach ache pill.

I wish that I had a hive of honey bees which would make 1lb of cheesecake each week rather than honey. I also want them not to turn nasty, no killer bees please ! The bees would also play with my dogs and keep them happy all day while I am at work.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but you get fat from all the cheese cake you eat, and are unable to get off of your couch.

I wish more Godzilla movies would be released right now.

You get to see more Godzilla movies, but the problem is that in order to try to attract a different group of viewers they have been changed in style so you hate the experience.

I wish that I could have a milk well in the garden which gives me a supply of clean fresh milk which is unlimited and free.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but you drink too much milk, get bloated, and are unable to get off of the kitchen floor.

I wish I had a friend to play with.

Granted, but it will be an NT with a religious view of normality.

I wish my mouth wasn't dry.

Granted: from now on your saliva will be dripping all over the place.

I wish there weren't soccer on TV.

OK, no more football but now it is an alternative sport snail racing ! and nothing else on the TV to watch.

I want to be allowed to have a go at driving a train each morning.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but you wreck all trains and the company sues you for a huge amount of money.

I want to find a restaurant with cheap, delicious, ethnic food in my city that I haven't checked out yet.