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Granted, but all the equipment breaks down at yoru first attempt to use it.

I wish it weren't so damn HOT out here.

Granted: nice sun-dried, moldy tomatoes for you.

I wish I had ht emotivationt o study for my pcoming quiz.

Granted. You have too much motivation and you study until 2:00am, causing you to fall asleep in class and fail the test.

I wish that my girlfriend would sign on MSN Messenger and leave me a message.

That is easy. She logs onto MSN, and sends you a message indicating for you to look at her Facebook Status. Upon looking at her Facebook Status, you find, to your shock and horror, that she is going with someone else. The situation must be true, because Facebook has said it is so.


I wish that code would do what you wished for it to do, instead of what you told it to do...

Granted; everything, including dividing by zero infinitely and giving the encoder an electric shock...

I wish someone from WP gets to see me in person.

Granted, they will come over to steal your wallet.

I wish to pass my developmental psychology exam next week.

Granted, but the teacher will think you cheated and no one can convince him otherwise.

I wish that I could be neurotypical for one day.

Granted, but you will be used as a poster example for curebie activism for the rest of your life from then on.

I still wish it wasn't so damn hot out here.

Granted; you'll instantly freeze to death, because it'd be -453 degrees Celsius and 0 kelvins in your place.

I wish I wake up either early or on time.

Fine you wake up more early. Each time you fall asleep someone comes and shakes you awake. This is what I call waking up early. You then go mad as a result of lack of sleep.

I wish that I had the ability to see through brick walls, this ability would not stop me being able to use my eyes for normal seeing.

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Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Fine, but staring through a brick wall for three seconds will make it fall apart and the bricks will fly at you.

I wish that the two future films based on The Hobbit are good.

Granted. They're good but not great.

I wish I had a giant robot that did whatever I told it to do.

Granted; even those bad ones, especially that "Beam me up, Scotty"; the robot would misinterpret "beam" as "beat" and begins to beat you up.

I wish there is an easy way to travel from home to wherever (especially to work), and be able to arrive early without having to pass through pathetic 30-minute traffic jams.

Granted. There is an easy manner to travel that eliminates all traffic jams. It is accessible by everyone but you. You have to face the same traffic jams as before.



I wish that I could alter reality to my desires.

granted, but you will get a new desire each time a desire is satisfied

I wish for a Delorean with a flux capacitor.