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Granted, but the horses buck the beggars off of their backs, and kick them.

I wish there was an ice cream parlor in my town.

Granted; he wins, however, in the presidentials.

I wish I can control everyone's minds.

Granted, but your own mind will be controlled by the New World Order.

I wish they'll re-open the train connection between Nijmegen, Netherlands and Kleve, Germany.

Granted.

Unfortunately for you Sean Connery and his battalion of paratroopers drop onto the train station resulting in the train being delayed whilst the station and track is rebuilt.

I wish i had chocolate muffin with chocchips and everything.

Granted. But it is raw.

I wish I have all the time in the world to do everything I want to do.

Granted. However, you have all the time to do anything you desire. However, you find that the only thing you are capable of doing is dancing the Macarena. You die in a few days from dehydration.


I wish that I could know anything I wished to.

you are now about 6 times larger than the rest of us, sadly there is a shortage of food. The local people murder you to stop you eating as you are eating so much food to keep up your big body.

I wish that I could machine and drill things with super high accuracy using just normal kitchen knifes and forks.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted. You are now a machine that can drill things with super high accuracy. Your hands are knifes and forks.

I wish I was on holiday again.

Granted, but your parents force you to do chores for the entire holiday.

I wish I had some vanilla cake frosting to eat.

Granted; you'll have too much of it, you'll become way obese.

I wish I have something to do today.

Granted. You now have 24 hours to cure your slow transformation into an emoticon.

I wish for an Age of Umpires.

You get an age of Umpires, it is on average 35 years old and they spend all day rowing with John McEnroe over a game of tennis.

I wish that I could run at upto 100 km per hour for up to 1000 km in one go without taking a rest.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted: you will nto feel any tiredness, but after the 1000 mile run, you will die from exhaustion.

I wish my computer would stop generating errors and would just work fine.