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You are incorruptible, invincible, and infallible, but as everyone else is not it soon gets on your nerves that you are living in the same community as people who are corruptible, not invincible, and fallible. The stress of this makes you unhappy, and you want to go back to your old way of life where you were not vexed by these things.

I wish that all neurobigots would be unable to walk forwards, they would only be able to walk backwards.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

granted!

They can only walk backwards, but then you can only walk backwards as well.

Ummm... I wish energy could be created and dissolved, cause that would totally destroy the big bang theory.

Granted, but for some reason it doesn't destroy the big bang theory.

I wish that I had super powers!

Granted, but for a microsecond only, and won't be able to use them. Afterward, your "super powers" will drain all the energy out of you, granting your wish pointless.

I wish I am much richer!

Granted but as wealth grows so do your debts.....

I wish for a pay raise.....Haven't had one for 18 months now...

Granted, you pay is increased by .01 percent.

I wish for an Nintendo Entertainment System stuffed toy to fall from the sky.

Granted, but it falls in a dirt pool.

I wish my treatment plan discussion tomorrow goes well.

Your treatment plan goes "well", you get a new treatment digging wells 40 hours a week. I hope you like relentless hard physical labour !

The worst problem is that each day you dig down but at night the goblins pour cement down your well and fill it up again.

I wish that I had a well in the back garden which delivered fresh milk each day, this would be good quaility semi skimmed cows milk which would be perfectly safe and good for me to drink or use for cooking.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted. You will have that well of fresh, superior quality semi-skimmed milk that is perfectly safe and good for consumption. You will never partake of it, however; it shall be sealed, and a pipeline directly connects the well to my home.

I wish all my GOOD wishes would come true.

Granted, but I get to judge what a "good" wish is

I wish all forms of mosquitos, spiders, and bees would go instinct.

Granted, but even worse insects suddenly appear.

I wish that Chuck Norris is president of the United States.

Granted: He makes DaWalker his VP and ...........nuff said


I wish for a ten digit bank account

Granted. You will have a ten-digit bank account, but the "ten digits" apply to the account number only. That account can never be deposited to nor withdrawn from. In other words, that account is useless.

I wish all of my GOOD wishes will come true, with absolutely no inhibitions nor limitations.

Granted, but so will eveyr bad wish anyone has ever made on your behalf.

I wish my earache would go away.

Granted. You get the measles, instead for three weeks.

I wish to obtain a solid gold cartridge of the first Legend of Zelda.