Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but since it's gold, it's rare, and someone finds out and steals it.

I wish I was older.

Granted; you will grow older, but will eventually wish you were back in your youth; by then, it's too late.

I wish I can control the weather and the flow of money in my pocket!

Granted, but you are not aware of the long term consequences of that control, and it leads to weather catastrophes and getting way too materialistic-minded.

I wish I knew what to wish.

Okay you know what to wish for, but it doens't get fulfilled anyway, so what's the deal?

I wish I wasn't so disorganized.

Granted. You won't be so disorganized, but still are disorganized.

I wish I have a longer weekend.

Granted. You get stuck in a two day time loop.

I wish to get stuck in a two day time loop.

Granted, but those two days are work days. And the busiest days around.

I wish I have unlimited money to pay my duties and feed my luxuries.

granted, but it is mob money and you get arrested for it

i wish i was already done with college and had my degree in photography

Yep, but finding a job is extremely difficult, especially for you.

I wish I could do great today.

You do great today, but you do poorly for the next three days.

I wish I had a faster internet connection.

Ok, It's so fast that spyware downloads instantly and your computer crashes and is unable to reboot.

I wish I could never get sick again.

Granted; but you will be a carrier of a disease that will cause humanity's extinction.

I wish I could be a better worker.

You now have a task master with a whip to make sure you're a better worker.

I wish I had some candy.

Granted. You'll have all the candy you can eat. Well, save for those sweet ones; you'll never have those.

I wish I can eat everything I want without worrying about my figure or my stomach.

Granted. You eat all you want without worrying, and then you get too fat because you don't worry about what you eat, and still don't care.

I wish my stockings weren't of a kind where you can't scratch your leg in a way that helps.

Granted! Your stockings are made of wool.

I wish I had something to eat, as I am hungry right now.