Corrupt A Wish

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Granted; you would try to eat your Guinea Pig instead.

I wish my work could be less stressful.

Granted you are now unemployed

I wish my job payed more without being more work.

GRANTED! You are payed less than you already are.

I wish my imaginary girlfriend is real.

Granted, but now everything else that everyone imagines is real also.



I wish I had $30,000

GRANTED! Now you have $300 million that you can't pay the interest.

I wish I had $3000.

Granted. You now are in possession of 3000 dollars. However, there was a mix up in the department of wishes, so the money is all ¥.

I wish to fund a film with monopoly money.

Granted, but since it is not actual money all the denominations are worth the same: the price of paper. So, in funding a multi million dollar movie with Monopoly money, you start out with a huge loss of potential profit, since you have basically paid for the paper to be printed on and cut... however, your movie could still do well.



I wish I could have my own interstellar empire.

Granted but you are so busy running it that you never have a chance to visit earth or see your girlfriend again

I wish I could keep my apt clean

Granted. You seal your apartment shut and live on the street instead.

I wish they've get rid of that gross ad on this page of the guy squeezing his stomach and just replace it with pics of beautify naked girls instead!

Granted; those ads will beef your computer up with spyware and all those worms and viruses.

I wish I have more rest days.

Granted, you sleep for a week and when you wake up you're in need of a new job.




I wish for world domination, by Martians.

Granted; when that happens, all of humanity will be obliterated--including you.

I wish I have someone with me right now.

Granted, but he will ignore you everytime you try to interact.

I wish I have coffee.

Granted, but it's way too strong and you get sick in the stomach.

I wish I had some hot chocolate with whipped cream.

Granted; but the chocolate is scalding hot, and the cream is stale.

I wish for something else to do.

Granted; but the chocolate is scalding hot, and the cream is stale.

I wish for something else to do.