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TallyMan
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03 May 2008, 4:08 pm

Is charging me ten million pounds fines for overdue book returns.

lau
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03 May 2008, 5:01 pm

has just finished printing £10,000,000 on banana skins.

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03 May 2008, 5:21 pm

And then slipped on one of those skins while running around in his maze....

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03 May 2008, 6:25 pm

Really can't read, just likes to stare into books.

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03 May 2008, 7:56 pm

Owns North Carolina, claiming it as a separate nation.

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03 May 2008, 8:18 pm

is on a salt and pepper diet
and has invented salt and pepper ice-cream.

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04 May 2008, 3:36 am

has successfully crossed a cat with a rabbit and a bacteriophage to obtain a cabbage.

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04 May 2008, 5:51 am

Then recombobulated bovine DNA with DNA from maize to make corned-beef to have with that cabbage....

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Location: chillin wid my imaginary dragons LMAO

04 May 2008, 6:14 am

ate the dna based corn beef and cabbage

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04 May 2008, 6:51 am

Had some too and now her hair is pink and she spins around and around with mouth wide open.....

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04 May 2008, 6:52 am

got obsessed with always knowing what time it is
so decided to superglue a pocket-watch to his forehead
and wear a hat that had a mirror suspended on a piece of wire from it
that would reflect back the image of the time-piece to him.

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04 May 2008, 7:59 am

Has a room that is so dirty and dusty that he needs to wear full bio-hazard suit while in there.

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04 May 2008, 8:29 am

has finally solved all the legal problems related to his garden wall extension. It will henceforth be known to as "The wall formerly known as 'The Great Wall of China'".

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TallyMan
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04 May 2008, 9:24 am

Has lost 6 paper aeroplanes in a maze

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04 May 2008, 9:50 am

Was a passenger aboard one of those paper airplanes......

Piloted the other five......

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04 May 2008, 11:12 am

Has lots of books on how to fly planes, but none on how to land them

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