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lau
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05 May 2008, 3:45 pm

slices bread very thinly, then makes sandwiches for elves.

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05 May 2008, 3:51 pm

cuts baloney with an ax very thick and gives it to dwarfs.....

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05 May 2008, 4:33 pm

enjoys halfling chimichangas with extra cheese

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05 May 2008, 7:34 pm

enjoys halfling cutlets on elvish way-bread.....

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05 May 2008, 9:37 pm

Walks down the escalator backwards.

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05 May 2008, 9:43 pm

Enjoys inhaling helium from balloons and then prank-calling people.

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06 May 2008, 11:42 am

repares pieces of cut bread, curtain, porcelain and cardboard, then pours some water over it, and puts it in the oven for 37 minutes and exactly 45 seconds

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06 May 2008, 12:34 pm

Even aliens get chapped lips in the Winter.

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06 May 2008, 2:00 pm

His recipe for Klingon chap-stick uses Red Devil drain cleaner as an active ingredient....

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06 May 2008, 3:44 pm

Puts on blue lipstick and a wedding dress and dances with cabbages.

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06 May 2008, 3:58 pm

He misread the title of this thread, so he isn't posting something bizarre about the person above. He's posting something bizarre about himself.

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06 May 2008, 5:06 pm

Pets her dog when it is on fire....

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06 May 2008, 5:56 pm

Richie is in fact a Benedictine Monk whose main ambition in life is to build a space rocket to Venus, using only his supply of string, mincemeat, ink, duct tape and iodine. The rocket is, apparently, nearing completion.

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06 May 2008, 6:41 pm

His dainty nostrils flare with the humblest grandiosity of an ant swallowing a water buffalo with hemorrhoids.

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06 May 2008, 7:21 pm

Has always been told to pinch pennies, and always has,
but has never been able to understand why,
as he has never been able to put a dent in them,
let alone make one squeal!

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07 May 2008, 7:06 am

"always look at the bright side of life"
since he heard the song he is on a quest but has not found this particular side yet.

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