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Potty mouth.

That can't be a bad word, WP didn't beep it out.

i'm sorry. i'm sure there's weirder things but, i just find that mind-blowing.

I am no longer mind blown. I worked out a long time ago that everyone has their own particular brand of crazy.

Know what? Now I am growing a finger nail, the left forefinger. It has reached one and a half centimeters.

You mean 'growing long'? Why? I have quite short fingernails, too much manual work to grow them like a lady.

My left forefinger nail is going to come off shortly. I trapped it in a door about a month ago. Hurt like crazy.

Ouch! If it was on the hinge side, it must have hurt like hell.

It was on the hinge side.

I didn't even cry when I broke my ribs (in fact, I finished the game), but I cried when I did that. The dog came over to comfort me (and lick the blood off the floor)

Poor doggy. Fed with blood.

He's fed with the highest quality food. He just seems to have an extra taste for blood.

Vampire dog.

Aww! I never heard that happened, I'm so sorry Mooms!

Always comforting to know your dog considers the circulatory fluids which sustain you to be food.

I have a vampire cat. Which one of us is luckier?

Mooms is luckier, because if I understand you right, your cat is sinking his / her teeth into you to get blood. Mooms' dog is being at least somewhat less aggressive.

I had a vampire cat, who I was attempting to feed, chomp the heel of my hand once. It hurt like crazy, I think she punctured skin and went at least a half-centimeter into my flesh. I shouted at her and she ran away. She was a tiny, tiny little kitty named Snowball.

Poor little Snowball! Mine is a meter long from nose to you-know-which-opening. Big man, big cat.

My cat is like her owner. Tough start in life, ended up a little bit stunted.